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cobi

@macklemore.bsky.social

pickled and distended in a stagnant aquarium

838 Followers  |  16 Following  |  5 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023
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why do none of you ever like my bluesky posts. are you all mad i'm not macklemore. well i am. actually. im macklemore everyone

24.02.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm five inches tall and i'm the football team's mascot. they bring me out to ride the game-winning field goal like slim pickens in dr strangelove

22.01.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just found the neanderthal family easter egg in Halo 3 and they updated it and now it’s four variations on me

12.11.2024 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about upholding some structures and institutions

09.11.2024 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm the new generation of MBA students and i;m tired of playing by your rules

04.08.2023 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0