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My brain right now: β€œThis is not normal 🎢Steve le🎢 The crisis is here 🎢le poisson Steve le🎢 the constitution itself is under threat 🎢poisoooon steeEeEEeve🎢 we will resist together or apart but we will resist.

19.04.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3585    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 17

When I saw Dan Osborn's name I was so hoping Deb Fisher was finally leaving office, but this is somehow even better.

We can finally get rid of Pricketts!!

20.04.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone noticed that the Republican discourse about North Carolina’s storm recovery vanished after the election? Nothing. Not a peep from them.

Probably because they don’t want you to know THEY LITERALLY DENIED FUNDING FOR NORTH CAROLINA THIS WEEK!

Crazy how that works!

20.04.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3662    πŸ” 974    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 26

This is rich coming from a man who looks like he's actively melting and eats roadkill. Why is he in charge of the Health Department again?

19.04.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the shift from β€œI never thought leopards would eat MY face” to β€œeat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

09.04.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14163    πŸ” 2417    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 58
19.04.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mike Lee tweets "name a fascist dictator whose agenda entailed limit the size cost and power of government."

Elon quote tweeted it with a laugh emoji and an arrow hitting a bullseye emoji.

Mike Lee tweets "name a fascist dictator whose agenda entailed limit the size cost and power of government." Elon quote tweeted it with a laugh emoji and an arrow hitting a bullseye emoji.

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

05.02.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24706    πŸ” 2955    πŸ’¬ 599    πŸ“Œ 131

bring back calling people heretics and apostates. do an honest religious feud. this "not real christians" shit is weak

05.02.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 710    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 6

I know you’re going to tell me that I’m an idiot but I really am surprised that my former friends who became Musk fans aren’t waking up to reality right now.

04.02.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 16252    πŸ” 522    πŸ’¬ 742    πŸ“Œ 44
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When you put a shady character in the Oval Office, don't act shocked when he treats the law like it's optional

03.02.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

How do you guys stay calm when it feels like the world is falling apart?

29.01.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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100,000 march against fascism in Berlin

26.01.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Marked safe from having to make up new sins like "empathy" in order to justify being a terrible person.

26.01.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1153    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6
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Updated list of companies committed to DEI

Costco, Meijer, Kroger, Giant Grocery, Ben & Jerry’s, Ulta, Macy’s, Old Navy, Nordstrom’s, TJ Maxx, GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…), Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans

25.01.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 30009    πŸ” 6540    πŸ’¬ 886    πŸ“Œ 379
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The vibe in science rn

πŸ§ͺ

23.01.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1137    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9

The best metaphor is of two parents competing for the affection of a child and one does the right thing for the child's health, the other lies to the child, lets them eat like sht, doesn't make them attend school, or do anything the kid doesn't want to do.

24.01.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 914    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 13
A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask β€œIs this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?” 

If the answer is β€œYes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.

A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask β€œIs this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?” If the answer is β€œYes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.

From the Twitter archives.

23.01.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 14197    πŸ” 832    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 32
Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

21.01.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43112    πŸ” 8434    πŸ’¬ 592    πŸ“Œ 353
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Today and in the coming days, remember

20.01.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 39730    πŸ” 11924    πŸ’¬ 280    πŸ“Œ 276

Elon Musk is a Nazi. He supports extremist groups in Europe with Nazi ideology. He’s from an apartheid state.

The Washington Post can try and cover for him. The New York Times can try and cover for him. The ADL can try and cover for him but Elon Musk is a Nazi. And those who cover are sympathizers.

21.01.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1204    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

The entire MAGA Playbook is to provoke a reaction and then claim the victims or too sensitive (snowflakes) or it was a joke. Rather than be outraged, don’t take the bait and simply laugh in their faces for being the stupid little bullies that they are. They can’t lead. They can only oppose.

21.01.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2311    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 12

This matters. Not because I think Trump is capable of mercy or empathy towards these vulnerable groups. But because it is a public act of defiance.

Contrast that with all these other powerful people in this country signaling nothing but appeasement and obedience.

22.01.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 23267    πŸ” 4754    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 163
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known β€˜No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known β€˜No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known β€˜No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
theonion.com/trump-c...

22.01.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12614    πŸ” 2139    πŸ’¬ 382    πŸ“Œ 291

Current internal battle: Should I be terrified of Trump on main, or should I recognize that pretending like he has powers he does not have helps to grant him those powers.

22.01.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11597    πŸ” 582    πŸ’¬ 501    πŸ“Œ 41

early in the pandemic i remember people wondering why there was no lingering cultural memory of the spanish flu pandemic and surely that would not happen again with covid

in retrospect that might have been the wrongest anyone has ever been. completely, utterly incorrect. world historical wrongness

22.01.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2068    πŸ” 195    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 17

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