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@soaroz.bsky.social

Professional dirt boy in kansas https://www.youtube.com/@soarozz

594 Followers  |  481 Following  |  694 Posts  |  Joined: 03.08.2023  |  2.0905

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i spent all day on a fucking tractor and i come home to my computer scaring me

09.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my external SSD enclosure died and for some reason i had my EFI partition installed on there (the thing required for windows to boot)??????

fr thought my 1tb boot drive was toast wow

09.12.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Epic Games sent a DMCA notice to my online stores for my geology-themed design involving a crossed pickaxe and rock hammer that said "PICKS...or it didn't happen" because they asserted that Epic owned all rights to artwork/mention of pickaxes, right before an SVP annual conference. Eric cost me $$$

29.11.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2803    πŸ” 1181    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 10

wow i easily clear 70 profanities per day at work lol

29.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@profanity.accountant πŸ–•

29.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"please clap" ass award show

29.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)

28.11.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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29.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1045    πŸ” 537    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Bears running back Kyle monangai saying about the big chungus bugs bunny: β€œany time I see that goofy rabbit, I get a big smile on my face. Funny as hell.”

Bears running back Kyle monangai saying about the big chungus bugs bunny: β€œany time I see that goofy rabbit, I get a big smile on my face. Funny as hell.”

lol

28.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 877    πŸ” 172    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 16
Gwonam from the Zelda CD-i games edited onto a turkey being shoved into a burning oven with the caption "There is no time. Your sword is enough."

Gwonam from the Zelda CD-i games edited onto a turkey being shoved into a burning oven with the caption "There is no time. Your sword is enough."

27.11.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3244    πŸ” 1456    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

yesterday was thanksgiving eve sorry to break the news

28.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All-Stars Superhero #ytpmv

27.11.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so happy this is real

27.11.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Austin Powers ass undersecretary

26.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1886    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

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26.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ok will do here it is today

25.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bruised right thumbnail

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got my πŸ‘ thumbπŸ‘ pinched in the car door while it closed in a half assed attempt to stop it from slamming. genuinely worst pain i've felt in yearsπŸ‘Ž

1st pic saturday after it happened, 2nd pic Patrick Star

25.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
23.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The hbo logo sound before bill maher sounds like me hitting a vape LOOOOOL!!!!!!

23.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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week recap

21.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FIZZBUZZ IS OUT NOW ⚑️

Come join the live premiere on my channel at 19:00GMT today (in 30 mins) πŸ“Ή

Full EP can be downloaded from my bandcamp (thanks everyone that's preordered) πŸ“

This track is called 'Geoid' and has lots of drums πŸ₯

19.11.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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i started a project based around unintentional self-portraits found within eBay listings:

lily.museum/mirror-of-tr...

21.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Mega 67

21.11.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey guys, me here. spent some time reflecting and wondering what i should skeet for tha fanz.

well, i just came up with a new one for y'all and i'm gonna try it out. haven't checked it yet, but to my knowledge it's 100% original.

Philly 67ers

so let me know what you guys think in the comments be

21.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my wife she keeps me sane

18.11.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You got this!!!πŸ’ͺ

18.11.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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game awards got some bangers lined up this year.... this is gonna be a tough choice.....

18.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."

17.11.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2002    πŸ” 481    πŸ’¬ 430    πŸ“Œ 321

ah shit everyone gettin injured bsky.app/profile/raps...

16.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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