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just registered for my first term for my second m.ed and idk how i’m going to be a full time teacher, mom, and student, but you can bet your ASS i’m going to be fucking INTOLERABLE when i get that degree

What milestone is it when your baby only consistently calms down to Jeopardy?

my son is forever my little pookie bear and i love him sooooo much but between the hours of 2-4am? that man is my sworn enemy.

Five book titles showcasing the books that I read in February: Sula, Fourth Wing, Somewhere Beyond the Sea, Midnight at the Houdini, and I'm Afraid You've Got Dragons

The #FebruaryRoundup! February was a great month for #fantasy for me. I especially loved reading #FourthWing and #MidnightattheHoudini. What are you reading in March?

One time a STUDENT said to me, “isn’t [name’s] outfit so cunt?” and I damn near lost my mind.

hey infant parents: some pediatricians are authorizing the #mmrvaccine for babies 6mos+ given the current infection rate. we got our baby his and he is only 8mos! #parentsky

10 years ago, Amsterdamn happened #RHOBH

Chris has the flu so I’ve been solo parenting for a few days and all I know is MAN, if you know a single parent, Venmo them or send them on vacation or something. Two days and this shit COOKED me.

I labored for 32 hours, pushed for 3, had a c-section at 11pm, then was asked to nurse at midnight hopped up on fentanyl, oxy, and an anti-nausea after not eating solid food for the aforementioned time someone is gonna have to explain to me why men are the way they are when they’re sick and QUICKLY

The Philadelphia Eagles have rejected White House visit, Again.

I love that for them!!!

Philly fans SHOULD BE PROUD as hell of their team.

postpartum rage is wild because i’m about to crash out over *checks notes* the load of laundry i have to fold?

Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.

OK FINE I GUESS I’LL REMEMBER MY WHY #teachersky

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Better late than never!! The first 20% of #FourthWing was really slow to me, but once I got past that, I was IN IT. I love a morally ambiguous character and a fictional man who pines. I don’t love that I have a 6-week wait on Libby for #IronFlame

#booksky #bookreview

Putting eye drops in a 7-month old should qualify you for a veterans discount

I love that we’re all in Philly to celebrate the birds but the next person who parks in front of a curb cut is getting their tires slashed

“intimate love fest” was certainly a choice of words to describe the eagles parade

mayor parker….wrap it up….

Go read a book.

Bless

"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."

Revisiting this because I am struggling

Go birds

the main thing. 🦅 #gobirds #flyeaglesfly

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

It was how kendrick ended his set bro

GAME OVER IS CRAZYYYYYY

my heart is beating out of my chest and you want me to wait 2.5 HOURS?????

It’s Gameday (Super Bowl Version) ❗️

🎨: ryanlynndesign.com

@Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly

the vibe is incredibly go birds

first bluesky review!!

⭐️⭐️ // I’m trying to dive into more #fantasynovels. The plot wasn’t for me and the pacing felt off, but I did grow to really love the dialogue! Clever banter between the MCs kept me in it.

What are you reading? #booksky #bookreview