Sarah Anderson

I can't believe I have to go to work and pretend to be a normal person who didn't just read Night Watch (Pratchett, Terry. Doubleday, 5 Nov. 2002)

Check the calendar again, Miles

I LOVE THE THEM SO MUUUUCH

damn i forgot, writing fucking rules

i wanted to start writing an old fanfic idea so i opened my journal and found a previous unfinished fanfic and reread what i had written and now i want to write two old fanfic ideas which is frankly the most honest and true fanfic writer experience i could have

I made a mistake trying out the public bathhouse. I'm now addicted. I am calculating when I can afford my next hit of relaxation

artfight attack on @barrykramer.bsky.social & his favorite slow-motion word

"what if for my last Artfight I use nothing but ballpoint pen in a style i've never used before" i said, like a fuckin genius (ft. @jellomutt.bsky.social's character Callie)

Creature in a green cloak with their face in shadow looking up at you with BIG OL' EYES.

Skrewi Bu by @yunisverse.bsky.social wants to know if you have any games on your- I mean health potions on you.

Teen comix no fear what if they made Simpson porn illegal? One fear.

I can't believe this is relevant now

I am conducting a test to see how unusable I can make this site for myself

note for clarification, generative ai counts as the "coward" category

casual reminder that anyone can be an artist if they're not a coward

A screengrab from the Trending section of Tumblr. Rank 1 is Game Changer, 2 is Superman, 3 is Brennan Lee Mulligan, and 4 is Sinners.

tumblr: where game changer is bigger than superman

me: It's so wild to me there's people who don't know what the Donner Party is
all three of my roommates: the what

I'm still absolutely boggled by this. It's so much work and so delightful, thank you so much!!

Wa-ha-ha!! This microgame featuring Ondan is going to make me MILLIONS!!!

Ondan is my friend @yunisverse.bsky.social 's character! #ArtFight2025

oh lawd it comin artfight.net/~YunisVerse

#artfight #artfight2025 #toonkind #ocart

getting in the habit of wearing sunglasses and I keep trying to push them up with my palm Captain Kuro-style

it is wildly inefficient for anyone who doesn't have swords on their fingers

next day, different restaurant, four or five firemen file in and start clambering around the kitchen due to a reported fire in the oven range ventilation. i might be restaurant cursed.

family went out to dinner and the food was taking an absurdly long time to come
then we discovered the head chef quit in the middle of the shift. all's forgiven and good luck

it was the only way (to blast its cache) #murderbot

Reminder:

Panel one: Two scientists stand beside a complex apparatus. One says: “We can't be sure of the outcome until we start the machine, but I know it will give us a new and unusual perspective on our world.” The second scientist flicks a switch. Panel two: “Well, this is rather more new and unusual than I had expected.” The scientists are now within the speech bubble and the speech is outside it.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

my parents are getting rid of a ton of old DVDs and asked if I wanted any. I love preserving physical media so I said hell yeah even though i don't have a way to watch 'em. So they threw in a portable DVD player as well so I can actually use 'em. it's all coming up milhouse

IT HAS OPINIONS THAT MUST BE HEARD

i think the venue may have overcharged me

some people induce ego death to cope

sad how his insurance didn't cover therapy huh

YouTube video by ParticleMen Older - They Might Be Giants (best, official video)

youtu.be/TdIRrmNN_CQ