I'm so, so, sorry for your loss, friend 💜
06.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm so, so, sorry for your loss, friend 💜
06.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've mostly stopped talking about it because saying "my kid hates needles" is several orders of magnitude too casual, but this has been SUCH an ordeal for SO LONG (and will continue to be, but at least she can go to school uninterrupted now)
24.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm pleased to report that, 3.5 years after our first needle phobia referral, my kid got her tdap vaccine today. yes it was under anesthesia. yes she tried to bite a nurse. yes she drew blood on a security guard. yes the state exclusion deadline is tomorrow. yes this has given me gray hair
24.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Q from Star Trek TNG
I asked the 11yo what she would do first if she could manipulate time and space, and she said she would freeze time, sharpie on everyone in the world's faces, and then start time again.
13.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yay, I hope everything is super smooth and you have a relatively easy time dealing with the biohazard management!
09.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh I haven't heard this song in 20 years and I forgot how much I love it!!!!
06.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy 30th birthday to an all-time banger
youtu.be/3GCrzjVdmSg
❄️❄️❄️
25.01.2026 16:43 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1House to MYSELF so I’m eating tempura and watching Heated Rivalry (I’m not sure it’s gonna be my thing but figured I’d try)
24.01.2026 02:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SAME and SAME
24.01.2026 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Git
Out
Ya
Fuckin
DUMBIES
ooooof I hope you're on the mend now!
23.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(i signed up at 9:00:05 am on Saturday because I cut my teeth on Portland parks swim lesson signups circa 2019)
23.01.2026 20:56 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0recession indicator: registration opened six days ago for a usually-high-demand summer camp, and there are still spaces available in almost every session
23.01.2026 20:56 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0wow sorry I just saw your updates, totally missed them somehow, my bad
23.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just logged in to check and nothing is updated and the side chat says they're only doing iditarod this year
23.01.2026 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Weird, I logged in to the FM site to do copper basin (before the race, obv) and nothing had been updated for this season, even the day before it started! I thought maybe the site was abandoned. I guess they were just running really late
23.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0STAY COZY and make your landlord do their job if anything goes wrong
23.01.2026 05:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GODSPEED
23.01.2026 05:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just imagined my grandkids making sourdough bread and the tiktok pasta for a class project on the pandemic
23.01.2026 01:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I went to a personal trainer yesterday (for the first time ever) specifically to get help with my squat form. It was great but unfortunately I awakened every dormant muscle at once and now using the stairs is torture
22.01.2026 14:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ICE getting harassed in the public bathroom instead of trans people
22.01.2026 12:43 — 👍 4139 🔁 845 💬 27 📌 4Oh nice!!!
22.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What are you retraining for now?
22.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0to fucken vanquish someone wearing scissor shoe
21.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 3709 🔁 671 💬 41 📌 9I had a dedicated soggy tote bag and washed it once in a while
21.01.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 011yo’s favorite is one of the giant dogs (I don’t think they make it anymore) and I’ve unpicked the seams and added more polyfill TWICE but it’s still floppy as hell
20.01.2026 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is being held at the “harvest church”… what are they harvesting exactly?
20.01.2026 14:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The ikea toys are so under-stuffed that my kids manage to squish them into their backpacks
20.01.2026 13:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We’ve brought equally large ikea stuffies on the plane! No sharks though.
20.01.2026 13:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0