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Cyclist, data bloke, Dad to ADHD & ND kids. (he/him) Fairly Wokeist coz it’s better than the alternative.

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Wordle 1,725 4/6*

Something fishy about this one.

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10.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Book Day!

And Rats to me because I forgot to pre-order. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s gonna wait for the bear…

09.03.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you baldy.

09.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

John Carter of the ER’s.

09.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being cold makes me want to wee though.

*cough* wetsuit *cough*

09.03.2026 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,724 6/6*

Don’t guess too fast otherwise you will repent at leisure. Just like me!

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09.03.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time cross out the S and add BY.

Then run away giggling like a naughty schoolboy.

08.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like an outtake from
Last Tango in Paris.

08.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Set Filth to Maximum!

08.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Food Engineering like a girl. πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

08.03.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much this. πŸ‘†

08.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I see it too. 🀣

08.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nyom Nyom.

08.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was this written before the β€œDefensive Strikes against Missile sites agreement”

That seems a step too far to me.

What happens when the next missile site is next to a school?

08.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or…. A pile of cash is a pile of cash and it’s irrelevant where it comes from? 🧐

08.03.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What you mean apart from the 16k they now have in the bank?

08.03.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What about Gordon Lightfoot?

08.03.2026 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,723 5/6*

The polite word for giving an MP a bung.

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08.03.2026 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn you fidgety whiny dogs. πŸ₯±πŸ₯±

08.03.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My iPad has just updated to iPadOS 26.

What the Actual Fuckity Fuck Apple?

The default setting makes it look like MacOS with menu bars and File Menus.

07.03.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No you didn’t.

07.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funnily I discovered the 8 gens thing when my Dad asked me to check the family legend that we came from N’orn a few generations back.

Nope. 8+ generations of straw chewing’ Wiltshire Yokels.

07.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard agree. Look at the way Zack Polanski called out Shabana Mahood this week.

9 years ago pledging solidarity on a Lesbos beach.

Now full on Nigel’s Handmaiden.

07.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but public domain and copyright are two related but different things.

07.03.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They all got the hump and left.

07.03.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know about that.

The cows look frisky.

07.03.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I tripped over this in the day job.

My understanding (Tech not Lawyer) is that it’s licensable and consumable but not patentable.

So you can charge people to use the asset. Most code is not patented so therefore no big change.

But software patents are pretty dumb anyway.

07.03.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure I’ve Seend that somewhere before?

07.03.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Article 4,368,899 of an endless series of shite opinions from the Graun.

07.03.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0