enkabuki／演歌舞伎

I never really understood that sentiment that "people who don't love themselves can't love others," like idk that doesn't seem like a kind thing to say to someone. Sorry you hate yourself also you can't love other people. Are you better now did I fix you.

Freudian slip of the worst order.

“kill yourself so trump looks good”

just saw a femboy use the term “good goy” i think we need to start over

”you could stay and watch me fall, and of course i’d ask for help

we can take our pants off stay in bed, just make love that’s all”

“let’s sleep till the sun burns out, i’m melting in your eyes”

someone do this with me please

imelda trump or ivanka marcos

help guys i showed my ankles on telegram and now pavel durov is hitting me with a shovel in the balls

“shwe has two cats. one of shwe cats bit shwe. is that scar shwe?”

explanation:

“you” doesn’t have a different form for being the object of the sentence. ”i hate you, you hate me”

the object and possessive of she is the same “her.” ”i love her and her smile”

the possessives of “he“ are the same. “a dog of his bit his cat”

since these can overlap, why not shwe?

i want to create a neopronoun but make it so it takes up all the stupid characteristics of preexisting english pronouns. i’ll call it “shwe” so that it has as many hard phonemes as possible within a sensible length.

with this being said:

shwe/shwe/shwe/shwe

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

maturing is realizing that vine booms and fah are this generation’s laugh tracks

they call it skee ball cause you’re supposed to say “skeeeeeeeeee!” as you throw the ball

“pimp my ride” but it’s just you crushing my car

make it so you can feel both consciousnesses as you step on yourself

also feel free to step on me any time *cough cough*

80 billion dollars and Zuck couldn’t figure out legs while furries got facial tracking in VRC down as a weekend project in between the kinkiness.

Hilarious.

zoophile this puritan that oh my god talk to real people PLEASE

some popular furry will get the tiniest bit of criticism and then make their whole personality being criticized by chronically online people, not knowing that they themselves have become chronically online in their pursuit of moral victory (getting more likes)

we should pit controversial attention-seeking furries and moral grandstanding 18 year old furries to see who can win the prize of Most Insufferable

my favorite chord is G7 all due to the fact it looks exactly like 67-*shot in the head*

Edit of a photo that says “You’re either frolicking in this field with me or you’re frolicking in this field against me” but I covered up letters so it just says “You fricking fricks”

Last repost:

it seems like all the “experts” on iran whenever asked on war, regime change, politics just say “we’ll see how conditions develop”

like i can’t give a better answer but who are these people lol

“the protests in iran are a zionist plot bro, like zionists are trying to control the world. no man jews dont control the world, zionists do! i am not capable of reading in between lines”

”yeah bro the zionists control the american government, like a zionist occupied government. however im not an anti-semite bro, i just happen to agree with a nazi talking point. no bro there’s a difference between jews and zionism. bro im a leftist i swear”

Sunday

the best potatoes of your life are still ahead of you

im going to tel aviv babyfur con 2026

well gosh if Israel and Saudi Arabia want you to do something, you can rest assured that it's the right thing to do

“i know how to do regime change: kill 100 girls! surely the populace will welcome us as liberators”