ellie ☕️🦐

i want chicken nuggets so badddddf

Me: how much is that ascended heroes etb

Shop guy: so these are all preorders that aren’t for sale

Literally my exact response, facial expression and everything

on bluesky at a bar in [redacted] god i’m such a chud

HE’S HERE #oko #mtg

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

borrowing my friend’s xm5s and omfg these are so comfortable. dammit

finally in [redacted] for my friend’s wedding and i’m already 🍁🚬💨

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

jesus christ ppl still hacking and sneezing like toddlers in public, omfg get AWAY from me

an artwork by Spindle of the character/self-insert, Spindle, wearing various outfits of my irl outfits. There are 3 fits, from left to right: 1) Casual fit, black top with a white Japanese print on it that reads "Kaizen." and grey capri pants with white square patterns 2) Casual summer fit, white top with a red circle and a [very loosely drawn] Samurai in it, and beige thin capri pants, alongside black open-top flats. 3) Formal, a black turtleneck, with grey capri pants, and dark brown boots

Recently bought some new outfits (finally found capri pants that are my size!!!!), decided to draw Spindle wearing them <3

my main ux design beef lately has been how every element is wayyyy too floaty. god forbid you misclick something and now you’re stuck in the eternal cycle of torment of “trying to click out of this ux element”

LMAO wait that’s a fantastic take…

📖 cr: annie bot 💗

ignore the erratic way i vibe-highlight but i can tell annie-bot is well-written because it makes me furious reading about what fuckass doug thinks. i think annie should get to [redacted] them. #booksky

lunch was very cheesy… stomach very upset

just went to lunch at work, and watching the muted tv news station showing endless clips of us/israeli bombs blowing up the middle east while a nightcore version of katy perry’s “roar” played in the background made me immediately understand why suzanne collins wrote the hunger games

i have my best friend’s wedding next weekend and i think i’m going to wear press on nails for the first time

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

AAAAAAAND THERE IT IS. benedict you fucking moron

THIS MUSIC IS CRAAAAAZYYY

VIOLET BRIDGERTON YOU QUEEN

“we can take it slow”
“get undressed”

“i am the tea that you are having” OOOOUUUUUU

francesca’s autistic need to be freaky in bed… i need to personally thank every one of the writers & consultants for her story arc

violet’s brain is going into overdrive this season trying to arrange her “tea” and figure out wtf is going on with benedict

and i love how much all the ladies love her

i love how smart sophie is

oh poor hyacinth she's so bored aw

oh benedict you goddamn idiot lmfao