Nailed it. 100%.
Be "alpha" (lmao), take women largely against their (actual) will...and get (and stay) super angry when they won't...
...or be a nice, funny, relatable guy and smile smugly as you have the time of your 20's and finally settle down with a banger.
Easy choice kids.
31.10.2025 07:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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10.10.2025 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You may or may not want to answer, but what site are you using there for that data? π»
10.10.2025 20:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Infinite growth is not only unsustainable, it's impossible.
The bubble will always burst.
20.07.2025 10:09 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Nicely done.
I WC'd in 30 with a specific plan. Broke it to play the AM (NC, NC, ARSE...wonderful! )
...but left me with a random BB, which I used in 37 for... two (2!) points.
Completely trod water for the last 6 weeks and had my 2nd worst finish in 10 years. (Just inside 350k. Not even top 3%. π)
27.05.2025 07:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You weren't the only one. π
21.01.2025 08:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
For me it was more a concern about minutes.
Only two and a half days between games, I thought Howe would be far more conservative worth his (not entirely durable) main man.
16.01.2025 03:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wo! Still something that makes climbing out of bed that little bit easier.
Looks great!
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09.01.2025 06:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I do say a lot that xGI is a flawed stat...but...
...Haaland is almost exactly on par with his 2 previous season's xGI.
Cuhna is almost exactly on par (xGI) with last season when he scored 135.
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24.11.2024 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Still sitting on a WC, 1FT but going to stick with this now, I think.
RaΓΉl could do some damage even with limited minutes, and the rest should be OK.
1.3mil (And rising...π)
23.11.2024 10:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tell me about it. I've had Martinez from the start.
Again, with the caveat that I don't run xG/A is a particularly accurate stat, they do seem to concede a lot of deep crosses and therefore a lot of chances very close to goal.
20.11.2024 03:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
xG numbers are inherently flawed, imo.
His SiB numbers are consistent (~1.5 per game), and he's actually got more on target than previous seasons.
17.11.2024 06:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unlikely. After the Leicester game I'll probably redistribute his funds.
Strong C choice each week -> balanced team so far this season, imho.
Hoping he can go out with a bang! π₯³
17.11.2024 06:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I just don't have enough faith in any defenders to make moves at the back worth it.
2 FTs will probably become 4, then I'll make some moves after Caprain Mbeumo destroys Leicester. π
17.11.2024 03:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Mabel's a dude! π
15.11.2024 09:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Why not. Didn't come here for the pics, but hey, waking up to this could be worse, right?
15.11.2024 07:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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