Ross 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🐻 (he/him)

You know the knuckle trick though, right?

a woman in a blue dress is laughing and saying nervous laughter . ALT: a woman in a blue dress is laughing and saying nervous laughter .

"And we are definitely permitted to get up and leave at any time, even if it's just to go to the concession stand or to the washroom to check if any of the windows open enough to let a human body pass through!"

It's called FASHION, Brenda. LOOK IT UP.

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They must've blocked me (or vice versa already) because I can't find that profile 😂

Gorgeous. 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

Awwww baby 😍😍😍

Thanks mister!

We'll do it again! 😉

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🚨STOP & READ🚨

Sit up straight, lovely queerio. Stand up for a moment, even. Life your head, pull your shoulders back.

Let your tongue fall from the roof of your mouth.

Breathe. Again. Deeper. In thru the nose, out thru your mouth.

Drik some water (no, iced coffee doesn’t count).

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If there was a single concept that I wish I’d wrapped my head around in my 20s, it’s that “a billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work with the same intensity and ruthlessness to prevent the former as we do the latter.”

And some of us always wanted to be your body type once upon a time.

Sexy is in the eye of the beholder. 😉

I'm sure that won't be the last time we play Thirst Trap Lucky Dip! But it's good to have variety. 😉😂

I would hope so! 😂😉

I mean, can you blame her? 😘😉

Facts are facts, stud! I so would. 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

I like the tighty whiteys underneath them more. 😉😈

Yuuuup, we've watched enough "old computer restoration" videos to know all about that.

But hey, one step at a time!

Fuuuuuck. 🥵🥵🥵

That looks like a whole meal I wanna dive into. 😈😈😋😋

Hooooly fuck yes.

Can I give you a bit of unsolicited advice?

Keep being explicit and clear. Actually say - like you just did - that subtext and subtlety is difficult for you, and straightforwardness is best.

If people can't handle that - that's their problem, not yours. ❤️❤️

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I was today years old when I found out that the Defiant CD player is a thing that exists

I will fight anybody who tries to shit on our new space moms because we LOVE THEM.

I just love it when Reno gets under her skin because Reno is the only person in the galaxy who could (and we LOVE OUR NEW SPACE MOMS)

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.