Olivia 🏳️‍⚧️

at this point what chaser do I gotta let hit so I can get one of those nepo jobs

my bad for believing it when she said she like me and wanted to be with me 🤷🏻‍♀️

over my ex but no bitches to get under :(

people got killed for posting this image

you would not believe how absolutely full of piss a girl can be after like 3 separate cups of coffee before 11

I'm so much better now (texted my ex at 10 am instead of 2am while drunk)

this doll was built to love

there's a woeful shortage of hot people spitting beer into my mouth rn

the gay bar on rapture day is gonna go istg

the album art for the upcoming 10 year anniversary edition of Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION with expanded tracks

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

she neck on my Kirk til I'm raptured

thinking about her

ain't no one out here yearning like me

when the rapture doesn’t occur tomorrow, i want every Christian who is disappointed to know it’s because a transgender witch used blood magic to revoke the apocalypse.

the demon she was petitioning responded at 3am with an earthquake btws

I'm back and here to be an issue

Hey gang so I'm really struggling rn, jobless and staying with friends who've been amazing abt helping me out. But their finances are getting super tight bc of me and I gotta get some money back their way, ik it's hard everywhere but if anyone has some they can spare that'd be super appreciated 💜

Hey gang so I'm really struggling rn, jobless and staying with friends who've been amazing abt helping me out. But their finances are getting super tight bc of me and I gotta get some money back their way, ik it's hard everywhere but if anyone has some they can spare that'd be super appreciated 💜

Midwest emo guitars be like

girlfailure: The experience

a hit new movie coming this winter to my house

BOSS: I'm not sure I like your attitude

ME: Oh me too! You don't pay me enough to do drugs about it though :(

having a penis makes me grumpy >:(

my gender is very avant-garde, very novel, very new and undefined, if you were on my level you might understand the nuances but alas

fuck a piss test let me stare into your eyes and perceive the depths of your mortal soul

I'm in your neighborhood, knocking on doors, spreading the trans agenda (don't be mad at me they said I had to get my illegal alien transgender operation)

5 months later im coming back to cause problems and get attention

nah cus I ain't that into men but whenever I hear the words "low slung bad bitch baby come and get you some" I get fiending for dick that'll give me a uti

it would be pretty slay if my job decided to be an ally and let me go home early

gm bluesky 🥰🥰

kinda a dissapointing movie tbh, I'm no critics but it really lacked direction and any real character motivation

seeing the new miyazaki movie that's totally gonna be his last for real this time