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This!!! OMG this!!! So many fights with my spouse on this. It’s easier to put something on and warm up than cool down!

Was just cleaning up my Google Drive before I start a new collab and stumbled across the eulogy I wrote for my dad. Oof! I didn't expect that emotional curveball today. Trying to reset and get my head back on task. Think the detour is unavoidable though.

I’m so excited for today’s road trip with my nephew. So much catching up to do!

Even better! Honestly I just never expected it and was laughing too much to think of a clever response. Luckily he didn’t get too upset with me for laughing. It was just so silly!

The best pickup line used on me this year? A very stoned 31 year old friend, mid-munchies, paused his food search and declared: “You’re a snack!”
Still makes me giggle every time I think about it #pickuplines #munchies #420

CBS will end 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' next year Colbert confirmed the cancellation during a show taping on Thursday. CBS said the move was "purely a financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night."

I agree that it’s likely political
www.npr.org/2025/07/17/n...

Signs of it being summer - pale girl edition. Time for me to put away the porcelain powder foundation and switch it up to fair so I don’t have that undead look compared to everyone else
#makeup #palegirl #summer #aswhiteasapieceofpaper #faketan

Went to visit my husband in the nursing home today - but I didn’t realize it was time for Bingo.
He took one look at me and told me “I’ll call you later”
So….yeah.
#marriage #tbi #braincancer #caregiver #bingo

Nothing says self-care like getting a mani-pedi. Love feeling pampered 💋

The old dems don't want too much change - they'll lose power and money. They aren't working for us as much as they could/should be, for that reason. We need a clean sweep.

40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re the right side of 40!

Just turned 53 last week!

ICE detains Marine Corps veteran's wife who was still breastfeeding their baby U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers detained the wife of a Marine Corps veteran in Louisiana during a routine immigration appointment in New Orleans.

Her mother brought her to the US as a child, and affectively abandoned her. She lived in homeless shelters and on the streets. She had to build her own life. She's now 25, married to a Marine and has children.

She was ordered deported because her estranged mother didn't go to a hearing.

Physical rollercoasters might terrify me, but emotional ones? I can ride those babies like nobody’s business

You lose healthcare. They gain yachts. Keep spreading the word.

I love this probably a little too much 😂
#selfworth #magical #dickheads

😂😂😂

It does have fish fingers and custard- but I’m declining that option 😂

We’ve uncovered fraud, waste, and abuse! ICE has now exceeded its congressionally approved budget. ICE is violating the Antideficiency Act by spending beyond Congressional authorization.

Having my birthday dinner at a Doctor Who themed restaurant! So ridiculously excited!!!
#whovian #doctorwho

Your occasional reminder that humans are very, very weird because we don't have bones in our clitorises masto.ai/@vagina_muse...

Mark this for the history books: “We’re talking about the president exercising his authority, and the president is of course limited to his authority. That’s the difference between a constitutional government and King George,” said Judge Charles Breyer.

Senator dared to question the Empire, directly, and was met with force. Stormtroopers didn’t hesitate. They grabbed him, cuffed him, dragged him away like a dissident, claiming he “failed to identify himself.” But everyone knew who he was. He was a Senator.

Being a reader is all about jumping from one book to another to avoid reality.

Sometimes I need to stop doom scrolling and pick up my dang book. It’s wild out there. #booksky

Yesterday I was a passenger instead of a driver - I noticed this for the first time and was able to snap a picture.

I have no idea how long this house has had a skeleton attached to its chimney, but now I definitely can’t miss it!

#haverhill

YES!!!!! #maytheschwartzbewithyou #maytheschwartzbewithyoutoo

Birthday celebrating, complete with mini dance party, is starting early at my house thanks to my bestie! #lastdayof52 #genx

Real connections aren't threatened by honesty.
If you can't speak your truth, you're in the wrong room.

If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.

🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg

A woman walking home alone was shot point-blank with “non-lethal” rounds fired by officers in Los Angeles. A neighbor filmed the assault and rushed to help only to be fired on and ordered back.