Dan Wootton

I'll have some of whatever Crafty's smoking! 😂

For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct.

Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward.

Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...

Meghan was replaced with a simulant years ago.

It’s pretty worrying when mainstream commentators enter the conspiracy space. I mean, ‘fake pregnancies’?! What’s next, @danwootton.bsky.social? Meghan had an affair with JFK & RFK, then shot Jack Ruby from a grassy knoll while faking the moon landing?

The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.

Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay.

The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...

a man in a suit and tie is playing drums . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is playing drums .

Ten goose steps! 😂

Any chance you could text me his number, Nige?

I have a little assignment he might be interested in...

@nigelfarage.bsky.social Are you going to start a riot about his sentence?

Sandeel: Brexit fishing row heads for trade court showdown The UK has banned European vessels from catching the silvery fish species in its North Sea waters but the EU is challenging the move.

Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa.

They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters.

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Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College...

Fun times!

You know there's been more than three Presidents, right?

Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺

Immigrants are the backbone of America.

They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.

@danwootton.bsky.social

You're thinking about it the wrong way around, boy...

Another £27 BILLION saved, thanks to Brexit!

Is there any space left in the piggy bank?

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Did he just? 😲

Ho! Ho! Ho!

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...and I'll let him go. Unharmed.

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Igor Kirillov: Russian general in charge of nuclear protection forces killed in Moscow explosion Lt Gen Igor Kirillov was charged yesterday in Ukraine for the use of chemical weapons, and was sanctioned by the UK in October.

Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄

The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices.

Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

Shit, no way! 😭

Bloody EVs.

Who?

We are! 😂

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Bloody hell Nige, mate!

Pronouns: Apache Attack Helicopter
Height: 6'2⅞"
Shoe: Faux leather Union Jack print
Zodiac: Pises
Smoke: Superkings
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 1
Fave drink: Milkshake

It's not actually my birthday.

Go Wootsie, go Wootsie, it's your birthday, it's your birthday!