Alexis〰️🖤

A green Kobold with light blue horns sits at the bottom of your desktop on your taskbar with a text bubble above it saying “Yip!” Unrelated to the Kobold is a tab titled “Preciousgems.EXE” with a picture of gemstones on it and a bite taken out of it.

Desktop Kobold!

he makes the third kitty boy i know weirdly enough

i mean one of them is a kittyboy

mf im the only puppy in this damm flat

i guess i dont reply to you enough? i dont reply a lot, need to work on that

agagagrgarggargah i want weed where the fuck do people keep getting it from aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

well i mean, probably yeha maybe

request to make out with her gorgeous ass and spit shine her balls

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

hm, what an interesting lil goober. i wanna wiggle it

agreed, rad asf

worth it

does that mean there's a second my chemical romance?

truly profound

little sisters become big sisters in times of need..

cow saga is based asf

woo there's still hope for me!

(what's your timeline if i can ask?)

ITS THAT JEREMY CORBYN!!???

oh how lovely, all the peeps i engage with

go read their stuff, its so fucking good ough

- Day 1 of #bunbothypnovember: INDUCTION - (🧵)
[ #hypnovember 2025 ]

"Deep breaths."

Such a simple command she's asked you to follow... yet you can't help but feel the effects starting to take hold on your mind.

Each breath allowing just a little more of your mind to slip...

- Day 2 of #bunbothypnovember: UNAWARE - (🧵)
(#hypnovember 2025)

"Hypnosis isn't real, dummy."

That's what you're thinking as this weirdo swings his pocket watch in front of you. You stopped paying him any legitimate attention minutes ago, or what felt like hours... whatever.

- Day 3 of #bunbothypnovember: REMOTE - (🧵)
(#hypnovember 2025)

The remote doesn't have to "work" anymore. Well- not in the traditional sense…

The batteries in it might have even gone dead by now, but you know that's not what makes it effective. Not in the slightest, darling.

- Day 4 of #bunbothypnovember: TOYS - (🧵) (#hypnovember 2025)

Every person has something that makes them unique!

You though? I'd hardly consider anything covered in that much latex a "person"... Anything identifiable about you is buried now, and all those ambitions are gone.

- Day 5 of #bunbothypnovember: TREAT - ( 🧵)
(#hypnovember 2025)

Being on a dating app has really got its ups and downs, but when you came across her profile, she seemed perfect!

Similar interests, drop dead gorgeous... you just didn't expect her to be three times your size!

- Day 6 of #bunbothypnovember: DANCE - (🧵)
(#hypnovember 2025)

The world has long since faded around us, locked in this familiar, beautiful dance. No music, no others, just the two of us. I don't need to worry where my feet are or where my hands wander...

Not when I'm with you.

- Day 7 of #bunbothypnovember: FANCY - (🧵) (#hypnovember 2025)

Okay... so maybe robbing the boutique at night wasn't the greatest idea. You can at least admit that now. There isn't much you CAN at this point but sit here and think on it.

Or- stand. Stand here.

Posed.

Blank.

- Day 8 of #bunbothypnovember: GENDER - (🧵)
(#hypnovember2025)

Even at an evening cafe meetup like this, you thought you'd just stand alone and keep to yourself... at least until someone bumps into you and thwarts your plans altogether.

"Oh hey! Can I have your pronouns?"

what happens if i drink 5 at once