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very NSFW, 18/21+ 30-something-otter-y/nerdy-type. mostly โฌ‡๏ธ (โ€ฆmostly ๐Ÿ˜ˆ). always an exhibitionist. if you know me irl, no you really donโ€™t. I repost a lot. partnered/open in nyc he/him Andy๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป gift a coffee? https://cash.app/$unfortunandy

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butt, and muscular back??

butt, and muscular back??

oh ok I didnโ€™t know my back looked like that v cool

#humpday

04.03.2026 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feel me up.

05.03.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 509    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Round and ready ๐Ÿ˜‰

02.03.2026 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 911    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Heโ€™s looking at you bro ๐Ÿฅด

05.03.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 859    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Itโ€™s #Fursdayโ€ฆ and Iโ€™ve already made a mess.

Sooo much #Fur!

05.03.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that could be rather convenient...just come a bit closer then?
๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ

05.03.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#fcf today, Iโ€™m not available tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ฉ enjoy ๐Ÿ˜

#gaysky #gaynsfw #bigcock #fatcock #twink #twinkcock #hung

05.03.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 361    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well now you know preciselyyyy how I responded to your fursday post earlier, tbf. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰

05.03.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repost with your dick root ๐Ÿฅต

05.03.2026 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 271    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Repost with your dick root ๐Ÿฅต

Iโ€™ve never donโ€™t this before. I guess Iโ€™m shy that way.

05.03.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ready when you are bro

#humpday #balls #hole

04.03.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a reminder that is always very much appreciated, thank you.
โค๏ธ๐Ÿคž

05.03.2026 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repost with your dick root ๐Ÿฅต

(can simply never resist this prompt when it goes around again โ€” ok, anyway, back to interview prep stuff ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜Œ)

05.03.2026 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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What are you doing with my dick if you find it like this?

20.01.2026 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 546    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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I need to trim

02.03.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 328    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

05.03.2026 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway, gm, interview no. (????) coming up in approx. 3 hours, wish me luck and/or send nudes, xo.

๐Ÿฅบ
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

05.03.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on one hand, I'm very grateful to be having interviews at all in our completely broken academic job market; it's no small thing and I've been *unbelievably* fortunate.

otohโ€”omfgโ€”six-plus months of this makes me feel like I'm maybe actually dying/losing my mind, help. ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

05.03.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

forever the cutest just fyi ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅน

05.03.2026 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Humpday!! Favorite day of the week ๐Ÿคค

04.03.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 334    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Need a hand

05.03.2026 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
does what it says on the tin (or, rather, in the post caption): a dimly lit photo looking up from between my thighs as I firmly grab my erection at the base of my shaft. itโ€™s flopped over onto my left thigh and a good bit of bush is visible.

does what it says on the tin (or, rather, in the post caption): a dimly lit photo looking up from between my thighs as I firmly grab my erection at the base of my shaft. itโ€™s flopped over onto my left thigh and a good bit of bush is visible.

moodily lit boner xo

05.03.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 304    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A pic of me in bed with my cummy penis in my hand in front of a mirror, I have a dildo in my butt

A pic of me in bed with my cummy penis in my hand in front of a mirror, I have a dildo in my butt

The results are in

05.03.2026 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 688    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

05.03.2026 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰

05.03.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

correct, we do ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜Œ

05.03.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

punished very thoroughly, agreeeeeedd ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ค

05.03.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿ˜‰

05.03.2026 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if only we could find the culprit behind it getting so hard after work, hmm? ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ

05.03.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
does what it says on the tin (or, rather, in the post caption): a dimly lit photo looking up from between my thighs as I firmly grab my erection at the base of my shaft. itโ€™s flopped over onto my left thigh and a good bit of bush is visible.

does what it says on the tin (or, rather, in the post caption): a dimly lit photo looking up from between my thighs as I firmly grab my erection at the base of my shaft. itโ€™s flopped over onto my left thigh and a good bit of bush is visible.

moodily lit boner xo

05.03.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 304    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1