Amy Green

insane move to imply that a murderer is your own supporter

My boyfriend just randomly played the trailer for Metropolitan on our TV and I'm like, why is this the hottest thing a man has ever done in my entire life 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Today it's me

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

It’s so cool to call one of the most nakedly corrupt, power-abusing psychopaths in the history of US government a “public servant”

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

A focus on kitchen table issues has to look like: I understand how you’re struggling, and here is how I want to make your life better.

And the answer HAS to be something other than “well that guy will suck worse.”

That was cool but nothing will ever top game 6 of the '86 World Series, obviously.

Inventor of gum: What if candy tasted good for 15 seconds but you ate it for two hours

*pointing gun* end the sports game

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.

TSA guy just told me I look like a "cool crow."

ok now I'm convinced this was definitely fash on fash violence

Me right before the plane takes off: Did they remember to put gas in? Should I ask them?

Lmao

My mom's neighbor told me I look like my brother, and I said I know, and then she said, "Don't run from it." Lol wut

A Teen Was Suicidal. ChatGPT Was the Friend He Confided In.

Here it is, hope the gift article works.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/t...

Jesus Christ

Mamdani got hundreds of people to travel all over New York by train, subway, and ferry, many visiting districts they've never been in before, none of them got killed, lots of them had fun. This completely counters the "cities are dangerous" story they rely upon.

I'll ask the doctor to take some extras

Having a phenomenal hair day while doing colonoscopy prep. Like why

candidate 1: i will kill you and your family

candidate 2: i will only kill half of your family, and maybe not you

candidate 3: I won't kill anybody, what the hell, that's so fucked up

Too many of you: Candidate 3 will just take votes from candidate 2, who we must elect to save democracy

FTR he thinks I'm an especially cautious driver.

After spending the last week in my home state of New Jersey my boyfriend says now he understands why I drive the way I do lmao

thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires

I worry a lot about accidentally getting famous and then having to regularly get my nails done. I would hate that.

Happy first night of the MCR tour to all who celebrate

My son just asked me who Allison Chains is lol

Carlos Alcaraz reacts after winning the final match of the French Open. He is yelling with his hands near his face as he is spread out on the ground. A headline reads: "Carlos Alcaraz Wins French Open Title in Epic Final Against Jannik Sinner." The Athletic. Photo by Christophe Ena/Associated Press.

Breaking News from @theathletic.bsky.social: Carlos Alcaraz won his second consecutive French Open title after rallying to defeat the No. 1 seed, Jannik Sinner, in five thrilling sets. www.nytimes.com/athletic/641...