@dddaveyyy.bsky.social
Hamburger help me
This poor guy. Justice for KAG!
03.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Explain to me how NASA can communicate with Astronauts on the moon in the 1960s, but if my phone switches to 5G+ in my neighborhood it becomes basically useless.
27.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m cryyying laughing 😂 🐸
14.10.2025 04:15 — 👍 272 🔁 59 💬 12 📌 5The 2025 version of that hippie putting flowers in the soldier’s guns, but it’s me handing out clown noses to members of the police state.
08.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
National strike when?
18.09.2025 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being a sane American right now is like being conscious during an invasive surgery you do not need and did not ask for.
17.09.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this anything?
An elder millennial at the optometrist and they make you try to read all of the artists on the upcoming Lollapalooza lineup.
The thing about St. Louis is that we’re built different (like incorrectly, I think)
12.08.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every day is “your payment is scheduled soon” and I’m SICK OF IT!
04.08.2025 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turns out, processing endlessly horrifying news and then also having to work every day is deleterious to a person’s mental health. And tomorrow is Tuesday.
28.07.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should invent an ass that doesn’t sweat.
21.07.2025 05:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Calling the DMV and putting THEM on hold!
17.07.2025 15:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is Jim the Earthworm’s last name?
15.07.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If your smoke detector needs its batteries changed, you owe my dog an apology 😡
30.06.2025 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hear me out: Walton Goggins in a remake of The Mask.
18.06.2025 19:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🧔🏻- Cassian Andor lookin ass emoji
17.06.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prediction: Trump tries renaming cabinet titles because “secretary” sounds too feminine.
22.04.2025 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit!
18.04.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the US Government won’t return an innocent man to his family in the US, then we the people must do everything possible to fight for his return, or we are all next. Freedom for Kilmar Abrego Garcia!
15.04.2025 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I do not remember what JD Vance actually looks like anymore.
09.04.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tough day to be pure of heart and trusting of everyone instantly. #aprilfools
01.04.2025 16:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda tired of progressives being shy about improving shit. Fucking shove improvements down their throats. Maybe that’ll shut them up.
25.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turns out the real waste, fraud, and abuse was the waste, fraud, and abuse we made along the way. 🫶🏼
–DOGE
Heroin addict with brain worms says:
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Posting here because Twitter is down and no one can post on Twitter 😈
10.03.2025 16:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did Trump straight up threaten Greenland?
05.03.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Long live Al Green (US Rep.)
05.03.2025 03:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hard to think that millions of people will believe that anything Trump is saying tonight is true.
05.03.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
