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Every day is β€œyour payment is scheduled soon” and I’m SICK OF IT!

04.08.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out, processing endlessly horrifying news and then also having to work every day is deleterious to a person’s mental health. And tomorrow is Tuesday.

28.07.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should invent an ass that doesn’t sweat.

21.07.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Calling the DMV and putting THEM on hold!

17.07.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Jim the Earthworm’s last name?

15.07.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If your smoke detector needs its batteries changed, you owe my dog an apology 😑

30.06.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Walton Goggins in a remake of The Mask.

18.06.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ§”πŸ»- Cassian Andor lookin ass emoji

17.06.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prediction: Trump tries renaming cabinet titles because β€œsecretary” sounds too feminine.

22.04.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit!

18.04.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the US Government won’t return an innocent man to his family in the US, then we the people must do everything possible to fight for his return, or we are all next. Freedom for Kilmar Abrego Garcia!

15.04.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.04.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not remember what JD Vance actually looks like anymore.

09.04.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tough day to be pure of heart and trusting of everyone instantly. #aprilfools

01.04.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda tired of progressives being shy about improving shit. Fucking shove improvements down their throats. Maybe that’ll shut them up.

25.03.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out the real waste, fraud, and abuse was the waste, fraud, and abuse we made along the way. 🫢🏼
–DOGE

15.03.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if β€˜Everybody Got Measles’ β€œThe measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Sean Hannity on Fox News.

Heroin addict with brain worms says:
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-it-wo...

12.03.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Posting here because Twitter is down and no one can post on Twitter 😈

10.03.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Trump straight up threaten Greenland?

05.03.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long live Al Green (US Rep.)

05.03.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to think that millions of people will believe that anything Trump is saying tonight is true.

05.03.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t you think he looks tired?

05.03.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be kind to yourself, put your jammies in a higher dresser drawer.

01.03.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So weird to see POTUS and VPOTUS straight up extorting Ukraine in front of the entire world, and being super fucking mean about it in the process. Unbelievable.

28.02.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If American Dream, why nightmare shaped?

28.02.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, are we still paying taxes this year…or?

21.02.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Re: RFK Jr. sending people like me to β€œwellness farms” (concentration camps)

It’s absolutely nuts that the level of cope people are giving is β€œpharmaceutical companies won’t let this happen”

The only thing standing between me and my freedom being stolen, is Big Pharma?!

17.02.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀯🀯🀯🀯

16.02.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sly and the Family Stallone (I don’t know why my brain does this)

15.02.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the Chiefs get Bird Flu. #GoEagles

09.02.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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