so do you have a deer tail or not ?? answer me, damn you ! 👊😡💥

and on an another episode of *It Should Be Me*

Quick WIP because life is consuming me, but Alastor with a baby bump brightens my days 🥰

#mpregart #Alastor #bottomalastor #AlastorMomWeek #confy #fanart #alastorxlucifer

"so i had my arms around his neck gazing longingly at him with my head tilted to the side, and the motherfucker had the audacity to fall in love for some reason, what a fucking asshole, men ain't shit i tell you-"

goodness fucking gracious damn Gods above oh mama boom boombaya AWOOOOOWOOWOOWOOWOOO-ahem.
scuse me.
... yeah, it's the right size i guess.

I KNOW RIGHT. She said that and he always covers himself up so much, wrists, ankles, neck, I'd NEVER would have thought we would see
t h e s e 🍴

they almost look like they from Arcane...
No doubt singing Ma Meilleure Ennemie.

was that cryminiiiiiiiii~ abwabwabwabwabwa 💛💛💛

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW SOOOOO TiiiiiNYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAA

what about both at the same time

*wipes tears of joy*
it's peak

so excited to share what i got to work on for the 2025 #eggplosion with the amazing @nat1allday.bsky.social !!

fic link:
archiveofourown.org/works/770413...

{ #HazbinHotel | #RadioRose | #NSFW | #Alastor | #Rosie | #HazbinHotelFanart }

you gotta think of the people who can imagine it but not draw it, SOMEONE gotta do it. Who are the people ment to turn to if not you in that moment ? 😩
dudes be posting huge tits on 13 years old every day anyway, how would Al in a pretty fit be too much.

Maybe it's because he was supposed to be~
The itty bitty antlers are still here most of the time after all.

Sexually oblivious Alastor but not in a cute way in a "doesn't know how to prep for anal and doesn't think female orgasm is real" way

but where alastor's cute dick ? 🥺 is it that itty bitty, or we goin 🏳️‍⚧️ ?

HIS TINY BUTT IS SOOOO DETAILED AND SQUISHABLBL 🙉

cookies and cweam

urgh, what's he even made of, hard metal and lavender? 😒(😩)😞

i been thinkin about it for years, persuaded i was alone. persuaded it couldn't work either.
my studied led me to believe they'd need a toy nestled in between for proper stimulation though. like a vibrating ball. 👩🏼‍🏫

"liFe iS LiKe a bOxss Of cHOcoLAte" they said. 🥺😇💖
"yU NevER KnwOw WaT Yu gONn gEt" they said. ✌️🤪👍
🪂
🕳️

T W I N K bugged ?? 😭😭😭
oh god, the level

is this pegging ? 😩

why people with piss kink always paint it so yellow ? you all dehydrated ! 😩

i'm gonna die 😭

the hand position with the fingers insertion and the smushing on the package, all of it so fuckin perfectly executed 🙉🙉🙉

i read the other person's post in reversed mindest, thinking they wanted to see Lucifer tuck Charlie in and read her a bestime story, which i thought "yéaaaaah, let's goo, baby Charlie, i knew i wasn't the only one !", but once i understood they ment the other way around....
c o n f u s i o n.

oh but i do have time for that homosexual drama. i WILL make time for that homosexual drama.

la langue de mon beau pays !! 😩😩😩😩

😂😭😂😭😂😭😂