Vex Murmur

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It fits so gooooood

I'm just a guy, doing guy things, wearing leather made by guys @srirachacock.bsky.social

Hehe thank you dad

The universe provided me a leather vest, how dare it do that.

Finally made it to my first Folsom, a good time was had and many memories made. Thanks @vexmurmur.bsky.social for being my little cohort! And thanks @knotsnacks.com for the amazing captures!

I understand peanut butter more now after being on T for a month.

I cut my hair and now I can't be as elusive hiding my nips behind my hair. Oh no.

I promise I didn't shave. From earlier this year, not a full bush in a thong in sight, yet.

Hiiii, don't you worry, I did the same thing. The "Wait was that??? Oh nooo!"

Folsom Vibes
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@vexmurmur.bsky.social captured this awesome moment 😆

At Folsom Street Faire, Vex is tied to a street light pole via turquoise shibari rope. They are incredibly stuck to the pole with little to no wiggle room. They look sooo happy. Standing next to them is a mischievous Ayala who is using a toy tech deck aka finger skate board. They are riding it all over Vex’s body. You could only dream of being THIS kinky

@srirachacock.bsky.social was sooo nice to have tied up @vexmurmur.bsky.social into the perfect skate park for me & my tech deck 🛹😎💖
So fun & silly!!

My favorite thing about the THEATER in Utah is trying to catch all the words they censored (heard a lot of "friggin'"), and how many outlines of garment shorts you can see. It was a lot. It felt very gay because they put all the Mormon boys with their garment short outlines in tight leather pants.

If I had been provided the care, education, & love I needed as a child, I bet the suicidal ideation wouldn't have started by age FIVE. I'm 36 years old, next week I have my first appointment to get the care I've needed since I was a child.

And a vacation to Utah. Excellent.

I attended a webinar on the use of AI in clinical settings today. Did you know that AI regularly hallucinates and engages in its own form of psychosis. Anyway what the fuck.

Reporting back, I caused 6am confusion.

😂😂😂 using that one tomorrow morning, will report back, but it'll be, "I want you to know, if you get a second shower rock, I'll still love you."

Showing children of the future the unacceptable hair rendering on the left to explain why we had to get rid of the rainforest.

If you're not waking up your significant other by asking, "Will you still love me if I get a big ass?" to get a response, "I love big asses" then I dunno man, what's the point.

what a treat @kissmedeadlydoll.bsky.social @softdaddy.bsky.social

Stasis to the inbetween

Doom boy dinner

The inbetween 🧚‍♂️

I've been eating an obscene amount of marinated soy sauce eggs lately. That black void in the fridge? Eggs marinating. That black void in my lunch bag? EGGS. That black void in my heart? EGGS EGGS EGGS.

Donate to Ayala's Wisdom Teeth Extraction Fund, organized by Zack Viente Hi friends! We woke up Friday morning to find Ayala in pain and their cheek … Zack Viente needs your support for Ayala's Wisdom Teeth Extraction Fund

Hey everyone, we could use a little help covering an emergency wisdom teeth removal that @heyfaeriere.com is getting on Tuesday.

Anything helps if you’re able, even just a dollar 💖

gofund.me/03f38f1f

I made what I can only describe as an unnecessary amount of miniature coffee mugs, and cats. I made a tiny cat and then painted tiny stars on it.

Rise and shine, only for those who love a good pit. Everyone else can go back to bed. Look at that curl, it's so cute.

Vegan fried chicken, honey/peach BBQ sauce (I think? It's good whatever it is), cheddar cheese, tomato, lettuce, some other magical sauce, AND APPARENTLY JALAPEÑO POPPERS IF YOU ORDER THEM ON THE SIDE.

Reporting that I ordered a sandwich (called James and The Giant Peach) to go today with jalapeño poppers on the side, with no jalapeño poppers in sight. My dudes. They're ON the sandwich. I'm having an out of body experience.