@sparklylilgem.bsky.social
Kitten. Gin drinker. Tries to feel the moment. Dances like an arthritic jellyfish. She/They
You can literally wake up any day and decide that it's going to be the first day of the rest of your life. For anyone who needs inspiration.
06.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spotify!? What the fuck have you done!? I hate this. I don't want to be taken to yet another chat, I just want to you play the FUCKING SONG THAT MY FRIEND SENT ME. CHANGE IT BACK! I will fucking leave for ever I swear.
24.09.2025 12:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God really fucked up by not making cognitive dissonance actually painful
16.09.2025 14:18 — 👍 86 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0Whaaaaaat?
18.06.2025 08:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How fucking dare life.
15.05.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do men sit on public transport like they're waiting on news about their loved one in hospital? We're on a three hour coach my guy, sit back and chill the fuck out.
15.05.2025 14:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe @pupsicle666.bsky.social ?
28.04.2025 17:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not a trans woman
28.04.2025 15:38 — 👍 235 🔁 74 💬 0 📌 0👀 ooooh. Thanks!
22.04.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*head tilt* ... Tofu? How you tofu?
22.04.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It does. You just wait until an inconvenient time to notice.
15.04.2025 17:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The only issue with eating your Ferrero Rocher by one-handedly deconstructing it, is that you end up eating half a naked wafer shell last, which is really somewhat of an anticlimax to the whole experience.
01.04.2025 12:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got my £10 voucher for volunteering with the #NHS #OurFutureHealth thing. Did I take it to Aldi and spend it on wine? Of course I did.
15.02.2025 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is becoming a regular occurrence that I feel the injustice of the fact that, despite being an invasive species and having been spotted in the Devon countryside, we don't have racoons who are as prevalent as foxes bringing their joyful chaos into our lives. #wtf
15.02.2025 12:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I wasn't about to sodd off for work training for a couple of weeks, I would legit be happy to help. Flatpack is like big Lego.
15.02.2025 12:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Even the sunshine wasn't doing it for me this morning, but just spotted a contractor at work in full hi-viz enthusiastically waving at my train as it went past. Now maybe if I can get a coffee, if might just be ok.
Thanks my guy.
15.01.2025 14:42 — 👍 75 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 3
BOOOOOOOOOO! *Throws popcorn*
09.01.2025 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Booooooo I say, Boooo!
19.11.2024 06:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What's going on!? Have they lifted the code only entry thing? Why am I so popular all of a sudden?
19.11.2024 06:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I've got a tea in my hand and I'm tryina do stuff. #DealWithIt
14.11.2024 09:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awww, I promised him a teaching. Next time.
06.11.2024 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Would happily take up the role of harbinger of snacks.
23.09.2024 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*wiggles on the train*
23.01.2024 09:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As ever, I am delightfully entertained by my own playlists, BOOM Shack-A-Lack!
23.01.2024 09:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Milky way for blood, evolution in my veins."
15.01.2024 08:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*gravy tankard.
06.01.2024 09:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need me a gravy mug.
06.01.2024 09:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
