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Roses are gray
Violets are a different kind of gray
Radiology

14.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Can therapy organize my spices

03.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Neuroradiology is so dumb like you see this T2 smudge in the nucleus of Crocodilus yea only GARDASIL polyleuconeurodystrophy does that yeah ok bro

01.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

29.01.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yea

29.01.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does your hospital parking lot have this too or is it only my gross workplace?

29.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

or an ostomy

24.12.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife couldn't remember the name of the cartoon and said Dalmatians 101 so we're now officially launching an introductory course next fall semester

23.12.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just noticed nobody has been asking for my ID when buying alcohol lately. Actually it's been a while. Don't know what that's about. Any day now

06.12.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best thing about Thanksgiving is that when it's done we can move on elf on the shelf puns

27.11.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter added location info and all the annoying accounts are from Ohio!?!?

26.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Need. Do they deliver to Canada?

11.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The government is shitting on doctors in QuΓ©bec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!

11.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always mad at you for something you don't know you've done

11.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohio hates this burger

27.10.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Bats get descending cholangitis

07.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's time

09.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple CrΓ©toule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"

09.09.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

There are hills in Ohio?

30.07.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?

04.07.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks

02.07.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chili and despair

29.06.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Side of chili spaghetti?

29.06.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Ohio sales tax

29.06.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nasty humans

27.06.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please go ahead would you also like to use my dishwasher as a bidet

27.06.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

27.06.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@grok is this true?

26.06.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex*

"Aha, I've been expectorating you."

26.06.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Would

26.06.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0