Dr. Longissimus

Just noticed nobody has been asking for my ID when buying alcohol lately. Actually it's been a while. Don't know what that's about. Any day now

Best thing about Thanksgiving is that when it's done we can move on elf on the shelf puns

Twitter added location info and all the annoying accounts are from Ohio!?!?

Need. Do they deliver to Canada?

The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!

Always mad at you for something you don't know you've done

Ohio hates this burger

Bats get descending cholangitis

It's time

Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"

There are hills in Ohio?

So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?

Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks

Chili and despair

Side of chili spaghetti?

I miss Ohio sales tax

Nasty humans

Please go ahead would you also like to use my dishwasher as a bidet

People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@grok is this true?

*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex*

"Aha, I've been expectorating you."

Would

Pickle popsicle weather

Yea but are you at the hospital on Friday afternoon?

Puns before scans

Future Dr. Brevissima is working on mastering memes and sleeping through the night

daddy

Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"

Why have you allowed her to become this powerful what have you done @mementomorty.bsky.social