Dr. Longissimus

Bats get descending cholangitis

It's time

Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"

There are hills in Ohio?

So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?

Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks

Chili and despair

Side of chili spaghetti?

I miss Ohio sales tax

Nasty humans

Please go ahead would you also like to use my dishwasher as a bidet

People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@grok is this true?

*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex*

"Aha, I've been expectorating you."

Would

Pickle popsicle weather

Yea but are you at the hospital on Friday afternoon?

Puns before scans

Future Dr. Brevissima is working on mastering memes and sleeping through the night

daddy

Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"

Why have you allowed her to become this powerful what have you done @mementomorty.bsky.social

Oh wow y'all still yapping on here

Bachelor in Micromanagement

I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes

Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case

They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy)

Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions"

Adults are just big children