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Somebody reposted my fake TGI Fridays receipt that I photoshopped with Taylor Swift's signature on it, and captioned it "I could write a novel about Taylor Swift's receipt from TGI Friday's." And then the official TGI Fridays Twitter account replied and said "And in the final chapter, I'm crying into my Whiskey-Buffalo Sauce. 🥹"

Omg, you guys... someone reposted my fake receipt, and the OFFICIAL TGI Fridays account replied to them, seemingly thinking it was real??? Sorry but do you not know that you don't have a restaurant in KC??? 😭 This is cracking me tf up

What did the deleted tweet say? Lol

late night, his place, burnt toast, tgi fridays

Guys, help... this got 26k likes on Twitter, and people are believing it all over again 💀

What looks to be a snapchat screenshot from the private story of somebody named Hannah. It is an itemized receipt for a meal Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce allegedly shared on Saturday night at the Kansas City TGI Fridays, which does not actually exist. At the bottom, there is snapchat text that reads "A $1200 tip AND Taylor Swift's autograph... not my worst Saturday night." The total after the tip came to $1308.38, because Everything Is Kaylor.

"I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain" yeah Taylor, I know 🙂‍↕️

Y’all don’t accept anything from @gayl0rology.bsky.social they’ve been hacked and are trying some weird discord message scam.

yay ❤️

WHY DID SHE CONFIRM DOOKIE WATER 😭😭🥲😳 #taylorswift #swiftie #swifttok #taylornation #taylorswifttiktok #reaction #taylorswiftlyrics #traviskelce #traviskelcetaylorswift #traviskelce87 #tayvis #tayvisn... TikTok video by Dr. Bryanlicious2

Hahahaha you made it on @drbryanlicious2.bsky.social new post

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BjsqAL/

Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Mysterious countdown appears on Taylor Swift's website as she is rumored to be releasing Travis Kelce from his crate." The part of the article that is visible in the screenshot reads "Following Taylor Swift's appearance on boyfriend Travis Kelce's New Heights podcast, fans have been skeptical about the pop star's treatment of her man, sparking theories that she keeps him in a dog crate. Today, a countdown has appeared on Swift's site—" and it cuts off there. The author of the article is Jebra Dinnerfood.

Okay, I don't know WHAT blondie is planning on releasing at 2 PM today, but there's no WAY it's Travis, right? You guys, we have GOT to start being more serious with these theories!!

Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Mysterious countdown appears on Taylor Swift's website as she is rumored to be releasing Travis Kelce from his crate." The part of the article that is visible in the screenshot reads "Following Taylor Swift's appearance on boyfriend Travis Kelce's New Heights podcast, fans have been skeptical about the pop star's treatment of her man, sparking theories that she keeps him in a dog crate. Today, a countdown has appeared on Swift's site—" and it cuts off there. The author of the article is Jebra Dinnerfood.

Okay, I don't know WHAT blondie is planning on releasing at 2 PM today, but there's no WAY it's Travis, right? You guys, we have GOT to start being more serious with these theories!!

Yeah, Travis is from Cleveland Heights lol

Okay, oomfs. How many of you are in or near northeast Ohio?

So, Travis was apparently in my town yesterday, and Taylor was a half hour away from me today 😳

Kimberly Meyer, accused of trespassing at Taylor Swift's Rhode Island home, pleads no contest A woman accused of trespassing at Taylor Swift's Rhode Island home was in court Friday.

Yeah, it was this woman. A lot of us were mutuals with her.

www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

a woman wearing a floral dress is standing in front of a city skyline . Alt: Gif of Taylor Swift giving two thumbs up

Today on the other website, a bunch of us realized we were following and/or being followed by a woman who was arrested two years ago for trespassing outside of Taylor's Holiday House bc she believes she's the second coming of Christ, and that she and Taylor were destined to save the world together.

You who charmed my dad with your clean asshole

Coffee shits demolishing the toilet bowl

But then I sat outside the bathroom all night wishing you'd be done

And he said, "Listen to me, son...

You need Dude Wipes for your bum"

Are you guys doing Dude Wipes jokes today too?

Holy fuck, that's scary! Glad you're okay 🫶

Okay, am I crazy, or was whatiwillsay formerly a gaylor account? Like, in 2020 or something

It's true and you should say it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ELMO LOOKING THE MET GALA RIGHT IN THE EYE!!!!

Elmo looking into a large personal/stylist mirror.

Elmo is looking the Met Gala right in the eye. 🪞⁉️

Like much of Taylor's discography! If you ignore the gay vibes, some of the songs straight up do not make sense

I can't imagine missing the point that hard??? Wtf are they even doing 😭

That makes it even funnier! Believing an Amish person would recognize 2/3 of Haim AND write in to a celebrity gossip blogger about it is even dumber than believing that Taylor Swift eats at TGI Fridays 🤣

At one of my old jobs, I had three teenage/young adult Amish coworkers. One of them asked me if I'd ever heard of Alvin and the Chipmunks 😂

But what would make that explanation even funnier is that if you were to think about it for two seconds (which deuxmoi won't), you'd likely ask yourself why and how an Amish person would know anything about a celebrity gossip blogger 🤣

If you do send it in (and you should), and you feel the need to explain why your phone is so old and takes such low-res pictures, you could say you're Amish. It'll be funny bc some Amish people DO have cellphones, just really old/bad ones.

Oh lol 🤣 I've never seen it!!

PERFECT!! Send it right on in