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smaller than a cm sized hail sits on the ground with some weeds and grass poking through

we just had hail in West Carleton, watch out Ottawa #ottawawx

it's that time of year! dandelions for syrup and wild asparagus that's almost overgrown and ready to flower

Quite the wind last night. Woke up to this! Luckily the trees missed the windows and the roof is fine.

It happened! Bruce Fanjoy won the Carleton riding! Congrats to you @brucefanjoy.bsky.social

😆 I agree, I want him to lose his seat

in my opinion, 🔥

...and we, who live in Carleton, haven't seen him in his own riding. 👻

Federal election advanced polls are open today. Right now, it's only a 5 minute wait in West Carleton. Let's get out and defeat PP.

White House using 30,000 real eggs for their Easter Egg Roll - in the midst of a shortage. Apparently, they're "small and medium eggs that wouldn't be sold." That's a lot of food that could have fed hungry people. But tradition, right? Let's bring back plastic straws, but oh no no, no plastic eggs.

Pope Francis went so hard, whew, I can't. His last meeting was with JD Vance - after having the Cardinal lecture him about compassion. The Pope waited to try to slay a demon, had his say, and then was like k guys I'm done. RIP.

I love her. She's a breath of fresh air

a scooby doo cartoon character crawling on the floor ALT: a scooby doo cartoon character crawling on the floor

What has PP accomplished? Serious question.

Carleton voters face huge ballot, thanks to election protest Voters standing in line early Friday morning expressed some degree of bemused shock at the sheer size of the ballot

This is true! 91 names. The Longest Ballot Committee is protesting and has added something like 80 names. There's a picture in this article:
ca.news.yahoo.com/carleton-vot...

Canada's federal election is underway with advanced polling. I live in the Carleton riding, the one PP is in. I'm voting Liberal (Fanjoy) and hoping for some poetic justice with PP losing his own riding.

trump is defunding educational institutions due to their refusing to toe the nazi line. the death of non-propagandist education?

"i am the world's coolest dictator"
"i don't have the power to return him to the united states"
which is it? do you have power? are you a dictator or aren't you? maybe you don't realize this isn't a power move. it's giving gas station boner pills

what kinda limp dick dictator can't even let a prisoner go? #bukele

This is a spoof of a verify your identity screen on a computer. The text states: "Select all squares with 'bastards' Click verify once there are none left." There are nine squares, and laid onto these nine squares is an image of multiple police officers wearing riot gear. Each square contains part of a police officer. The button at the bottom says "ANTIFA" rather than verify.

easier if I could select all

you know rationality is at an all-time high when you get down-voted for sharing a researched opinion bc people don't (emotionally) agree with it

nourishment is elusive when ya watch the news
3/3 (thought I'd have room with 2, oops)

scraping together highly stackable
agendas played out and fed to us
with some salt on the side like some fast food, uhhh
got my fries and they're fried up in canola
slowly causing internal granulomas
forced to digest foreign emo-ti-aaahhs
wash it all down with a cold diet cola
2/3

-A Rap About Fox News-
when I speak it is factual
but you can go ahead and ride your redactalor
spillin fake news like you're dracula
but this ain't blood, it's for capital
with a capital I for incalculable
efforts made and stayed for some asshuuuu-aaa
and I ain't the only one a spatula
1/2

all these people complaining about drag shows... here's a way to deal with them: I don't like watching sports, but I choose to simply not go and not watch. let people live.

civil rights are in danger. if you know someone in a marginalized group in the united states, check in, help out, reassure, love harder

I think, depending on how accessible goods are geographically, it can be very easy to delete. I can adjust my effort accordingly. Where I live, I have a lot of access, so for me, it wasn't a big deal. I'd rather spend my money elsewhere bc I am able.

When robots like Elon make statements like Canada isn't a real country... clearly, the robot AI is biased and has been programmed by fascists. How about, show us you're a real human?

Victoria’s Secret Tweaks DEI Language To ‘Inclusion And Belonging’: Here Are All The Companies Rolling Back DEI Programs Following Trump's lead, organizations including Walmart, Lowe’s and Meta have announced they would scale back their commitments to diversity, equity and inclusion programs.

an article about the places rolling back diversity... "a guide of places to boycott"

anyone who believes in statehood over and above people and civil rights *would* have a giant propaganda machine and delusions

democracy in the USA is over. civic laws are crumbling. tourists are being detained. protesters are being arrested. airplanes are crashing.
IMO, if you travel there (or through there) you're taking a risk with your life.

when pro-semitism means acting anti-palestine, who are the real terrorists? zionism is disgusting and results in apartheid #goodbyetrudeau