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I'm fairly sure that's how octopi mate. Maybe they were both secretly octopi?
Also, thank you for the horrifying mental image.

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Meme of a retro painting in which a woman with a lot of cleavage is sitting or crouching on the ground in the outdoors, looking up at a moose that is using its antlers to violently throw aman into the air. The man was interrupted as he said "your body my-" and is now screaming "aauuugh" while the woman says "thanks, feminism moose," and the moose says "you're welcome" represented only by the letters y w

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If you delete a big chunk of the book, you don’t have to worry about that chunk anymore. Follow me for more writing tips

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Barista: Can I have a name for the order?

Me: Jason

Barista: And your pronouns?

Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???

Barista: We can't complete the order without them.

Me: Why????

Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement

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somehow managed to fall asleep fully dressed. life hack, as now I don't need to get dressed for the day

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Mad father (the pixel art horror game) American McGee's Alice and Alice the madness returns, vampire the masquerade: bloodlines

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Support your local libraries

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i truly operate on seagull logic because food tastes 100% better if you've stolen it from someone else

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