Eric (No Longer Miserable)

ah yes the return of baseball, best appreciated through sound: the crack of the bat, the pop of the glove, tony gwynn jr being incapable of reading words off a page despite it being one of the main parts of his job for the better part of a decade

Tbf I wanted to do the same to the 2018 Padres

People who are mad about a Preller extension are pathetic pussy millinial slob troll keyboard warrior cucks

I saw her post while walking out of the morning service and dropped to my knees again 🙏

I am begging the Padres to extend Morejon 👀🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I tried selling these outside Terminal Two and they put me on the no fly list

Was chatting with @coreyastewart.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff & he told me “Keep an eye on OF Miguel Andujar. He hit well last year against LHP. Defense isn’t great, but could be a decent low cost DH option if he’s willing to sign for around 4 million.”

:)

Was chatting with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff and he told me “Keep an eye on Damon Dues - lefty bat, utility guy. Spent some time in the Giants organization. Look for Preller to bring him in on a minor league deal.”

Super bizarre. Hey, are there any other Padres already in that top 30?

Next time face the camera so we can see your beautiful face! 🌶🌶️♨️

they’re aquamating me at this time tomorrow

Was chatting with @coreyastewart.bsky.social about a variety of #Padres related stuff and he told me: Look out for David Morgan. He was a SS/3B at Orange Coast College

He was committed to Oregon, instead landed at NAIA Hope International, became a pitcher and signed as an undrafted FA. Throws gas 👍

Back in my day we called this a Lemon Party and we liked it.

My BELOVED chicky thighs 🙏

Valid

Everyone could have helped try to bully talking friars off the internet but you didn’t and now we have Bartlett

MadFriars' John Conniff: "If the Padres hadn't made the Soto trade..." Darren and John talk about the injuries piling up for the San Diego Padres before bringing on John Conniff to provide a perspective on the team's farm system and prospects for the future.

Look, if you WANTED to listen to a podcast while watching today's #Padres game, you'd be hard pressed to find one better than this.

@johnconniff.bsky.social from @madfriars.bsky.social joins the show!

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They have to practice their heckling @miserablesdfan.bsky.social? Real fan bases do it organically.

I don't know who came up with the nickname Dairy Bonds, but I'm just here to say it's terrific.

Cheers to 73,089 happy fans Darren Smith and John Gennaro recap a great sports weekend in San Diego, with the Padres sweeping the Atlanta Braves and San Diego FC kicking off their rivalry with LAFC with a 3-2 win at Snapdragon S...

It was quite a weekend in San Diego. Listen, enjoy & subscribe:

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Poor sweet (and very innocent, actually) Jurickson Profar is only guilty of not being more popular in Japan so this all would have been swiftly swept under the rug and forgotten about 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Any particular reason?

It’s crazy. Just yesterday morning @miserablesdfan.bsky.social was telling me to keep an eye on Martin Maldonado having a big turn around at the plate this year.

Heyward going back to Wrigley next week going to be a movie 😎

the had to tell fans to get loud for former Padres legend Jurickson Profar’s return, they would never have to do that at a ballpark with real baseball fans right @miserablesdfan.bsky.social

I told Sam had I known it was your first visit here I would have went out of my way to make you feel uncomfortable and unwelcome 🤪🤪

Nice meeting you my man. Glad you had a great time ❤️

@miserablesdfan.bsky.social and @birdbrad.bsky.social heading over to petco park

No.

after his boss publicly shit talked him and said he wished he had never hired him, jordan montgomery will now make that same asshole pay him twenty five million dollars to watch him rehab from surgery. unions rock so much it's unreal