We're not allowed to have a pet at our place and I know we could just get a note from a doctor but I hate lying to doctors. I wish I could get a note from my dentist because I LOVE lying to them.
04.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0We're not allowed to have a pet at our place and I know we could just get a note from a doctor but I hate lying to doctors. I wish I could get a note from my dentist because I LOVE lying to them.
04.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0That’s not how hacking works at all
03.03.2026 23:43 — 👍 84 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0I would say I've got a very high gluten tolerance.
03.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Come see the show people are calling "you're slightly taller than I expected from your videos"
03.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0The Pillsbury Doughboy is WEIRD
02.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 80 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1aw thanks dude!
01.03.2026 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Putting a lot of work into by bis and tris recently (bisexual friends and triglycerides)
01.03.2026 17:57 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Are prediction markets a scam?
26.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 88 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 1Nobody is gonna like this but it's funny to hear people complain about drivers going only the speed limit in the left lane because it's illegal. Want to guess what the law says about going OVER the limit? Say "move so I can do crimes" that's fine but complaining about legality is dumb as hell.
26.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0Corporate side quests: Ball Jars go to space
25.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 64 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0More ways to spot nutrition grifters
24.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 217 🔁 54 💬 8 📌 6Yeah it's so funny that it got interpreted more broadly when they were making the incredibly obvious point "the uncovered parts of you are the coldest"
24.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mini unlearning #12 - don't tell your grandma
23.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 76 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0my dream is that some groups you can't tell why they work but you submit them and you see my explanation and you mutter "you sonofabitch" under your breath
23.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If you live in one of the 25+ states with something named Wayne you may enjoy this week's fun...ish fact. Plus a puzzle with one rage bait category. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/
20.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you!
20.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walk under a ladder? It's a stretch but the previous one was even worse so count your blessings. Also thank you!
20.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why are all influencers selling supplements?
19.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 98 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 2That’s not how trials work at all
18.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 71 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0the good news is I'm much better the bad news is I recorded all my videos for this week while I was still sick so it's going to seem to drag on a couple more days
18.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0but why wouldn't that show up in the stat sheet? what is the mechanism by which it works but stays completely hidden?
18.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it's a great point seeing somebody do something does statistical analysis forever
17.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Come see America's number one source of people saying "I didn't know what to expect but I actually liked it."
17.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Weird corporate side quests: Olive Garden
17.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 74 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0NBA all star idea. Each team gets four top players and one regular guy picked at random from the stands. Only the fan's points count.
16.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Mini Unlearning 11: cells, snake oil, c-section
16.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 71 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0The meanest Valentine’s Day trick
12.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 86 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0Things that don’t do anything - Part 4
12.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 100 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0Should we teach kids how to do taxes?
10.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 84 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0The wildest corporate side project of all time
09.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 153 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 1
