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Pokémon Smash or Pass

@pokesmashorpass.bsky.social

I'm the Vaporeon your momma warned you about. Kidding! I'm Reggie, and I was born to breed. Literally: I'm a harem Pokémon, bred for bed. Come on in, I'll take on all cummers.

13 Followers  |  47 Following  |  81 Posts  |  Joined: 23.11.2024  |  1.9431

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SMASH SMASH SMASH

20.01.2026 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A fellow water Pokémon can always lend a paw.

20.01.2026 09:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SMASH

Oh, somebody beat me to it.

SECONDS!

20.01.2026 09:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SMASH

Waiting for either of them to tap out.

07.01.2026 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna read it again

24.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All I want for Christmas is to be sandwiched between two alpha Lopunny.

Gender doesn't matter.

24.12.2025 21:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You rang?

30.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would smash HARD

27.11.2025 06:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HAHA! I KNOW THAT GUY!

He dove right in after that teleporter experiment, huh?

SMASH!

27.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sma-oh, chastity? Pass.

11.11.2025 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SMASH!

06.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Braixen is a cutie, though! Did you see the animation of Serena turning into one?

06.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SM-M-MASH!

05.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh god, SMASH!

05.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who else is out there drooling over big kitty titties?

22.09.2025 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SMASH HOLY SHIT

13.09.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smash

13.09.2025 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You make a cute Typhlosion!

SMASH!

13.09.2025 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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God I'm horny today. Who wants to fuck a Vaporeon?

03.08.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arcanine is a cutie

03.08.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beach day!

What, you thought all I was good for was lying in bed? I'm a great swimmer, and the best lifeguard you'll ever find!

10.06.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smash!

03.06.2025 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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These guys are having a blast with the new wonder pick event!

Can we do a Vaporeon one next?

16.04.2025 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Vaporeon lies on a table next to a cup of coffee with his tail lifted, presenting a black-skinned tailhole, taint, and horse-like genitals.

A Vaporeon lies on a table next to a cup of coffee with his tail lifted, presenting a black-skinned tailhole, taint, and horse-like genitals.

Good morning! I love having breakfast in the Pokémon Café with Master.

Today, Vaporeon buns, eggs, and sausage are on the menu.

Don't worry, there's enough to share!

14.04.2025 14:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same! To me about a second to say "Soda, with a red label. Was Dr. Pepper around back then?"

29.03.2025 07:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've already got a little Rapidash in me.

But I could use some more!

29.03.2025 07:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smash!

Or, I guess, get smashed. Hubba hubba!

29.03.2025 07:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pass

28.03.2025 02:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Master says male Salandit don't evolve because of malnutrition. He's going to try to train one away from any females and feed it a lot to see if it evolves.

I'll bet Salazzle boys are total hubks!

22.03.2025 06:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SMASH

22.03.2025 06:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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