Glum Rock jimblower - Bluesky Statics

World Book Day - currently enjoying reading Game of Thrones. 😉

05.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“You don’t even have to ask. You just grab them by the airstrip.”

03.03.2026 19:57 — 👍 39 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1

Source:

04.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

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04.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I told a man that pointing was very rude, and he threw a brick at me.

04.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

To be fair, the White House does have very impressive curtains.

03.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

03.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 6570 🔁 1560 💬 91 📌 45

bsky.app/profile/jimb...

28.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Begun, the Epstein War, has...

28.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Siri...show me what waiting patiently for your moment looks like...

27.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#DisclaimersForBrands

Reform: May contain nuts.

26.02.2026 06:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The State of the Union address in summary.

24.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

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25.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The State of the Union address in summary.

24.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Herbivore: Previously present.

24.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

pinocchio is making a funny face with his hands ALT: pinocchio is making a funny face with his hands

State of the Union address tonight.

24.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had the Oasis Soup from the local cafe yesterday. You got a roll with it.

22.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone heard that new song that's out about the creep who gets thrown off a horse?

It's by Rodeohead.

21.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Learnt today that pollarding is something you do to a tree.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anchor-ey in the UK.

(Because he advertises butter.)

(I know he didn't advertise that one, but it's in the same area)

(No, you shut up).
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was from when Survivor were going through a rocky patch.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

Still can't believe she missed that penalty though.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:43 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love Paul Hardcastle.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That time Matthew Corbett forgot to bring Sooty.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They send the heart police to put you under cardiac arrest.
Magnificently nonsensical bollocks.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If you missed Hotdog, you can ketchup on iPlayer.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 20:04 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My perfect moment was when two star bars came out of the vending machine, and the previous vendor had neglected to pick up their change.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

New radical wannabe.
#TOTP

20.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was due to be released at 7pm last night, but was detained for an additional 10 minutes so they could ask a few questions about his ex-wife.

Fergie Time.

20.02.2026 08:25 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

New Channel 4 documentary dropping...24 Heirs In Police Custody

19.02.2026 12:34 — 👍 19 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1

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