To be fair, the White House does have very impressive curtains.
03.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To be fair, the White House does have very impressive curtains.
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"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 4803 🔁 1220 💬 74 📌 36bsky.app/profile/jimb...
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Begun, the Epstein War, has...
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Siri...show me what waiting patiently for your moment looks like...
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#DisclaimersForBrands
Reform: May contain nuts.
The State of the Union address in summary.
24.02.2026 21:36 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0🤣
25.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The State of the Union address in summary.
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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
Herbivore: Previously present.
Had the Oasis Soup from the local cafe yesterday. You got a roll with it.
22.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Anyone heard that new song that's out about the creep who gets thrown off a horse?
It's by Rodeohead.
Learnt today that pollarding is something you do to a tree.
#TOTP
Anchor-ey in the UK.
(Because he advertises butter.)
(I know he didn't advertise that one, but it's in the same area)
(No, you shut up).
#TOTP
This was from when Survivor were going through a rocky patch.
#TOTP
Still can't believe she missed that penalty though.
#TOTP
Love Paul Hardcastle.
#TOTP
That time Matthew Corbett forgot to bring Sooty.
#TOTP
They send the heart police to put you under cardiac arrest.
Magnificently nonsensical bollocks.
#TOTP
If you missed Hotdog, you can ketchup on iPlayer.
#TOTP
My perfect moment was when two star bars came out of the vending machine, and the previous vendor had neglected to pick up their change.
#TOTP
New radical wannabe.
#TOTP
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was due to be released at 7pm last night, but was detained for an additional 10 minutes so they could ask a few questions about his ex-wife.
Fergie Time.
New Channel 4 documentary dropping...24 Heirs In Police Custody
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Bluesky servers trying to deal with the Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor trend.
19.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She did but decided to walk on by
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Just moving you to a lovely, new royal lodge.
19.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Prisoner cell block HRH.
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The guy in next doesn't sweat so we're going to have to check his reaction to the allegations very carefully.
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