Glum Rock

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Unfortunately, Bruce Hornsby will only ever be known for one song... and that's just the way it is.

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Shit. I'd forgotten what the lead up to Christmas also means...

BUBLÉ!!!!

No. They're the Party of Your...we're Your Party.

Just pitching an idea again...
An advent calendar where behind each door is an odd sock that you've lost this year.

There's a place in Scotland where it is really difficult to get your car to stop...

...In Ayrshire.
#LunchPun

Some people take Whamageddon far too seriously.

Jonathan Gullis has joined Reform.

Waiting for Black Friday to end.

Day 1 of the GCHQ puzzle - name the bird - easy peasy.

Day 2 Question - Now you're warmed up, establish, with proof, if two to the power of one hundred and twenty-three minus one is prime...bitches.

Aitch loves a letter.
#ImACeleb

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They asked Lisa what her fear was and she said,
"Rats in the dark." Lo and behold, the trial involves rats in thr dark.
If they asked me what my fear was, I'd say,
"Tits, Dec."
#ImACeleb

I think Balvinder's spirit has finally been broken.
#Strictly

The audience member who got hit by George's coat button.
#Strictly

Maybe the high number of forties has something to do with all the contestants who are trained dancers?
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#Strictly

Ironically enough, Instant Dance was a pretty wicked game.
#Strictly

Ditto.

Johannes was less than happy with the judges' scoring.
#Strictly

They deliver to all the right addresses, but not necessarily in the right order.

Never heard of David Gandy. Apparently a supermodel.
Different world to mine clearly.
#BBCLauraK

Laura is going to get repetitive strain injury from nodding at Kemi's answers.
#BBCLauraK

a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers

Waiting for Laura to interrupt Kemi.
#BBCLauraK

Wonder how much Piers Morgan's house is worth?
#BBCLauraK

Piers Morgan probably blames Meghan Markle for the state of the economy.
#BBCLauraK

The worst Chancellor we ever had. Really?
#BBCLauraK

Waiting for the "belly-tickle" questioning when Kemi Badenoch comes on.
#BBCLauraK

Laura doing "gotcha-questioning" yet again.
#BBCLauraK