@jonathankermah.bsky.social
Poet | Producer Free agent / unemployed king He/Him/KERM/nigga I speak in haikus
My future tastes like
sun dried self doubt covered in
regret filled purée
#poetry #haiku #poem
Smoking blunts to an
Open Mike Eagle album
massages the brain
#haiku #poem #poetry
@jonathankermah.bsky.social you absolutely cooked on the X-men draft pod👏👏👏
10.07.2025 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Katy Perry asks
“Do you ever feel like a
plastic bag?” Bitch no.
#Haiku #Poetry #Poem #Firework #KatyPerrySucks #ChiefKeefBetter
Produced a podcast
with Pete Buttigeg as guest
BoomerLennials
#haiku #podcast #PeteButtigeg #poetry #politics
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
When oceans dry up
and the robots take over
will you still love me
#haiku #poetry #poem
The worst part of it
is NBA2K don’t
pay these god damn bills
#haiku #poem #poetry #NBA2K
The best part about
unemployment is Monday
feels like Saturday
#haiku #poem #poetry
Why wouldn’t I fear
my shadow? He’s a stalker
that hides in the dark
#haiku #poem #poetry
WrestleMania
No matter how old I get
I’ll watch you with joy
#haiku #poem #WrestleMania #poetry #WWE
I’ve wanted to bring a D&D style show to the Ringer since I first got here in 2019. That’s what we wanted to accomplish with RingerQuest. No math, keep it loose, and above all have fun!
WNJOY THE FULL VIDEO NOW!!!
youtu.be/sDy_5R9P334?...
Songs by Mereba
fill my heart with epsom salt
baths and purple sage
#haiku #poetry #poem #mereba
I am a poet
I love this poetry shit
Watch me work right now
#haiku #poet #alldefpoetry #spokenword
youtu.be/ZC-fEfcPoYY?...
SPOILERS
07.02.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
60 SONGS + BANDSPLAIN + @seanfennessey.bsky.social + @chrisryan77.bsky.social + LIVE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK DRAFT + I GOT 'THE MUPPET MOVIE' YESSSSS open.spotify.com/episode/2Kyr...
05.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 82 🔁 4 💬 19 📌 4don’t forget to thaw
your frozen heart before you
throw it in the pan
#dailyhaikuprompt thaw #poem #poetry #haiku
Luka a Laker?!?!?!?!?!?!?
IS THIS A FAKE VIDEO?!?!?!?
What is going on?!!!?!?!?!?
#haiku #poetry #basketball #Lakers #IGuessImRootingForTheWhiteManNow
No posting lately
Marvel Rivals runs my life
I’m so addicted
#haiku #marvelrivals #hawkeyeMain #poem #poetry
hello friends: the BANDSPLAIN + 60 SONGS live show in L.A. weds. 1-29 is very much still happening (sold out alas); it'll be a little weird but hopefully also lovely + cathartic
28.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 57 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
e15 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on nickelback's almighty "HOW YOU REMIND ME," the Butt Rock National Anthem (of Canada) open.spotify.com/episode/2zFE...
29.01.2025 17:50 — 👍 39 🔁 4 💬 15 📌 12
my latest for the ringer:
wrote about how to successfully assimilate into gelo ball's beautifully tweaked out world:
www.theringer.com/2025/01/10/m...
New year, same nigga
Just eating more oatmeal now
Huzzah for good health
#haiku #poem #oatmealsucks #poetry #newyear
Thank you Austin Reaves
For the gift of game winner
In Golden State’s turf
#haiku #poem #christmas #lakers
Up in my stocking
There was a shot of fireball
Pray for my stomach
#haiku #poem #christmas
Kraven is a film
Written on toilet paper
with chat GPT
#haiku #Kraven
I’m on 60 Songs this week talking with Rob about Johnny Cash — if you’ve ever wanted to hear two deeply unserious people chat about a deeply serious song, this might just be your lucky day
11.12.2024 17:41 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1I've also updated the general Ringer starter pack. Please follow my amazing teammates:
go.bsky.app/FxqmjUy
New @ringerwrestling.bsky.social is live with special guest @effylives.com. We got a lot to talk about open.spotify.com/episode/0OpC...
05.12.2024 21:45 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
🚨HUMANOIDS🚨
@kazeem.bsky.social and @khal.bsky.social from Worldwide are joined by @effylives.com to discuss his eventful week, AEW, the state of indie wrestling and much more!
🎧: open.spotify.com/episode/0OpC...
The first words I spoke
was to a white dude this morn
“NO I DONT HAVE METH!?!?”
#haiku
