I am hard at work on the next parody for @polandballofficial.bsky.social and the hardest part so far is keeping quiet about what song it is.
18.10.2025 03:39 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@polandballofficial.bsky.social
The bluesky account of the Polandball Official YouTube channel!
I am hard at work on the next parody for @polandballofficial.bsky.social and the hardest part so far is keeping quiet about what song it is.
18.10.2025 03:39 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Stolen Valour
06.10.2025 12:43 β π 23 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0I've been waiting 20 years for Nu Metal to make a comeback so that I'll be cool again
06.10.2025 15:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump only ever repeats the talking points of the last person he spoke with. He's been talking to Europeans, so he's repeating European sentiments. Once he's back in the US and Stephen Miller is back in his ear, he'll go back to being subservient to Putin like he's supposed to.
24.09.2025 08:14 β π 91 π 15 π¬ 4 π 0What if the Rapture DID happen but no one on Earth was worthy of going to heaven?
24.09.2025 08:11 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1Your message and this one were right next to each other in my feed lol
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Churros and hot chocolate.
#polandball #art #polandballart #countryball
Anime cooking shows are already wild, but what happens when the recipes absolutely shouldnβt exist? Watch Polandball Nik, Dr. Cthulou, and MDRLOz serve up questions that no kitchen, or HOST, was prepared to handle!
Full Episode: https://tiamat.tv/r/6lE
More like, just a bit ago he pretended to dislike him enough to do a completely symbolic and performative gesture, while not actually hurting Russia in any way.
10.08.2025 15:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trump's actions can always be explained when you take two things into account:
Does it benefit Putin? If yes, he will consistently choose that option.
Does it let him act out some sort of petty and vindictive revenge against someone perceived as having wronged him in the past? If yes...
Ukraine's unilateral surrender has ALWAYS been Trump's "road to peace", because that's what Putin wants and Trump has consistently run Putin's errands since he was first elected in 2016.
That, and he has always personally hated Zelenskyy since he refused to fabricate dirt on Hunter Biden for him.
When Trump proposes a "land swap" to end the Ukraine-Russia war, the word "swap" implies that both sides give up territory. But that's not the intention here. When they say "swap", they mean "Ukraine unilaterally gives up territory".
It's all just lies to mask that Ukraine is demanded to surrender.
A friend of the channel runs an anime-themed improv comedy show on YouTube, go check it out!
09.08.2025 21:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.
08.08.2025 17:26 β π 2514 π 739 π¬ 69 π 27I'm annoyed at how there are still those who think the blame for the start of Korean war is on both sides and it was USA's fault for siding with one of them. It's a clear fact that Korean war started with North Korea's invasion. Denying it is a distortion of history.
#polandball #countryball #comics
Art for these are from TaongKalye, a fantastic comic artist from the subreddit!
09.08.2025 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Merch drop! The Polandball Official Association T-shirt designs are now also available for Austria, Belgium and the Netherlands! Soon these will be available as stickers too!
Always at:
shop.polandball.com
for all your Polandball Official merchandising needs!
#polandball #countryballs
Just yesterday I saw Gavin Newsom make a desperate plea to the rest of the Democrat party, basically asking why no one is doing anything, telling them that they have to start fighting back if they still want to exist in the future.
I know what I'm seeing with my own two eyes, and it's weakness.
A lot of the people on that "no longer considered American" list DID vote for him.
31.07.2025 22:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But everyone is watching everything happen in real time and no one is doing anything to resist it. Just letting it happen.
It's a country that has practically given up. Just waiting and hoping for someone else to solve the problem for them. Land of the free and home of the brave no longer.
Nah, don't give them credit they don't deserve. They voted for this, despite knowing what Trump's first term was like.
This is what they wanted. This is what they voted for. Don't feel sorry for them.
He's not wrong.
www.youtube.com/shorts/C0h0L...
#polandball #countryballs
Oh, that's called the "Shhh! That never happened! Where does all this gold come from, you ask? Why, that's a mystery that we can unfortunately never know the answer to, so stop asking."
31.07.2025 12:17 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We just hit 600 followers! Polandball Official moving up in the world here on bluesky lol
31.07.2025 11:38 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There's even a specifically Austrian word for it, the "Kellernazi"!
It makes sense in a way, because the Austrian Nazis never had the same sort of reckoning forced on them as the German Nazis did; they largely got away with their collaboration with the Nazi regime.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellern...
Portugal is fantastic. For me (DR), the answer for a long time has been "Russian Horse" by Eventt!
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Which is your favorite polandball comic of all time?
#polandball #countryballs
It's intentional. Poland has been upside down in polandball comics ever since the very first ones were made back in 2009.
But do note that we have two versions of Poland in our T-shirt designs, one upside-down and one right-side up!
Want to look stylish with just the right amount of nationalism? Now you can, with Polandball Official merch!
shop.polandball.com
More countries will be added over time!
Just compare Asylum Demon with Gundyr as the tutorial boss lol
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