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Headline: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of slain ayatollah, named Iran’s supreme leader

I don’t even know why I apply for jobs when they always go to people with famous dads

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

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Imagine being Kevin Adams, sitting at home, watching this team go off as soon as he got fired. I would die.

UPL will have to on into witness protection if he lets anything in now.👀

It would only be right for this thing to go to OT. 🤞

I mean he is often standing next to Trump.

Tampa stopped fighting and started playing and shit went south in a hurry. 🫣

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Sam Carrick at least seems happy with being moved to team that doesn’t suck.

This game is going to take 5 hours. 🫣

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It took literally 2 seconds into the next period for the boxes to be full again.

They are just rotating in and out of the box at this point.🤷‍♀️

Tbf I’m not sure that I have much relevant advice for my son. 🥰

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WTF happened to get a total of 10 players sent to the box? That’s everyone that was on the ice, minus the goalies. There’s literally not enough room on the benches in there.

It’s an epidemic actually.

Okay now this would actually be kinda funny. 👀

I feel sorry for the youths that are discovering and falling in love with Veronica Mars, erroneously thinking the show has 4 seasons.

And somewhere in hell John McCain just came.

We all should get all their shirts for putting up with this season

His old friend is smiling up at him.

He continued, “And then the other thing is, that in many many many more ways we are seeing a complete and utter clusterfuck.”

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Today a “voodoo priestess” reached out to me on tumblr to offer “guidance on my love life,” and I feel a way about it.

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Listening to a murder podcast before bed was not my best idea.

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How do the Habs still have only 3 SOG?

It’s gonna be a long night for Jakub. 😬

If only Rod Blagojevich had known he could just name his price on camera.

God love him but can we please stop making Suzuki take penalties. 🫤

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FFS.

Ugh that would have a beauty from Demi. 😩