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@centipedekris.bsky.social

filipino gremlin writer. coffee, video games, and anti-imperialism. check out my writing and zines and such: https://linktr.ee/kriszines

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fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16522    πŸ” 3797    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 780

Ohio has approved a $4.5 million sales tax exemption for a data center expansion project. The project will create 10 new full-time jobs.

www.cleveland.com/news/2026/03...

03.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 536    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 75

Get rid of gender markers entirely. There's plenty of info on a driving license to identify a person without it.

03.03.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The last point is critical. The media LOVES war, like you love your kids, your spouse, your parents, but more.

So many of them have dreamed of being war correspondents sending dispatches from the front line. It genuinely confuses them and hurts their feelings when people think it's not a good idea.

03.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 593    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

and people wonder why we don't want surveillance cameras in our neighborhoods. they're spying on us

02.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay, but what’s the source wearing

04.07.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6403    πŸ” 1351    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 5

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

28.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2918    πŸ” 782    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8
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Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

28.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 714    πŸ” 255    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

πŸ‘‡

28.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm banning the word regime until y'all know how to act

28.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2026 FIFA World Cup, a group stage match between Iran and Egypt is scheduled for June 26 in Seattle.

An opportunity for us to show the world that we are not ok with this new war in Iran.

28.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4

I'm so tired of Israel dude

28.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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average person cheering for war in iran

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12114    πŸ” 2173    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 22

I take it back. I am craving oatmeal from the continental breakfast bar that comes free with your 3 star hotel.

27.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

27.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2164    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 55

Naruto, Quizilla and FF dot net, from 11 years old

27.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone else on ADHD stimulants have appetite problems? I just don't care to eat food. I do it out of necessity when I'm hungry but it's such a chore and nothing sounds appealing or tastes especially good lately

27.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it's 3 am and I have Heart Palpitations

27.02.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of the all time greats

27.02.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They lied and here's the video proof. I cannot believe we're just gonna keep on like this and absolutely nothing happens

27.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2148    πŸ” 645    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 18

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

27.02.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

*Sobbing miserably* I have to hand it to Metacritic

26.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 821    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

well I guess I get to keep the Balatro calendar I got him for Xmas lol

27.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had to cut off my oldest friend bc he is moving to Israel

It was a long time coming; I'm less sad about it and more furious than I expected

I will miss the person I knew him to be

27.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NOT THE HOCKEY TEAM

25.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mayor Mamdani, any thoughts about the NYPD officer who violently shoved a person in Washington Square Park?

Will that officer be charged with assault?

If not, why not?

bsky.app/profile/cnn....

24.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

"I showed up to a planned snowball fight and cried when I got hit with a snowball"

24.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if Wilson keeps disappointing me and Mamdani keeps this up I'm going back to the east coast

24.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

writing an intro is a duel between two urges. one tells me I have a very narrow window of opportunity to hook a reader and so I should be compact, punchy, and informative. the other urge I lovingly call "my bullshit"

24.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1