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#GamesISawInDreams:
A golf spinoff of Final Fantasy, called Final Fairway.

Did you know Capcom of Japan had a "design a robot master" contest for all the Megaman (i.e. Rockman) sequels until 8? If you won, they'd put your boss idea in the game (usually with some minor redesigns.) That's why each boss has its own screen/a person's name attached to it in the credits.

Random game crap that always peeved me:
In Mega Man X your weapon gauge is 28 units. Makes sense, since it's the same as the classic MM games. But in those games EVERYTHING was 28. In X, bosses are 32 HP and so are you @ 8 heart tanks, so the weapon gauge will always be just...slightly shorter.

Fighting Game Announcer Rule #3: Do your best impression of a guy having a stroke whenever you say the word "versus".

X-MAS

WELCOME TO DIE

Part 1 of my new series:

Cool Shit I Found On GeoGuessr

Worms is mah jam

The weird crap I notice...Somewhat intrigued at the Ikari duo's full art in #MetalSlugTactics coming from different designs entirely

I don't understand how there can exist primetime gameshows with over the top presentation and budgets, stretched into a timeslot twice as long as it needs to be, yet at the end of the night a grand total of $0 is given out. Like, seriously?

Creation of the humanoids
Power to overwhelm and destroy

MK8DX is fun, but I really hope that when Nintendo makes MK9 that they keep the fatalities in

holy crap they added war from darksiders to sf6

Can't hear the first 0.5 sec of that first piano note without also hearing the "PSHEWWWWWW" sound and the song cutting out as it goes right to the title screen

Was there a game section too?

Or did they include it cause of its actual CD audio? I remember the game having a really fun soundtrack that worked on (most) CD players. (Some of them would look at Track 01, see it's not audio, shrug their metaphorical shoulders, and give up.)

Does not matter the context. Does not matter how many times I see it. This image is in my Mt Rushmore of “Will Laugh My Ass Every Time”

Thinking about how River City Ransom: Underground, while not the greatest game, did many fun emergent-lore things with the RCR setting, making it distinct yet co-existent with the canon of the Kunio-kun/DD games...only for River City Girls to then fuck it all up in the most weebish way possible. 🎮

Normalize "restroom" at home as the one with the beds in it

Reading that and the only unreasonable prediction there is America being around in ~4600 years. hahaha...

Me: mom can we stop at Costco
Mom: we have Costco at home
Costco at home:

I am intrigued

People tend to be afraid of the unknown. I have no idea why that is and, frankly, that scares me.

One of my favorite Final Fantasy/RPGs at large "when you think about it, hey wait a sec" tropes is the abundance of single use, self-destructing tents/sleeping bags.
Like there just needs to be a madman in some random house in a town going on about how HE will be the one to invent the reusable tent.

My 'fever dream pick' is a Sodom clone with some female biblical name.

The real question about Street Fighter 6, Year 2:
Which "Classic beloved SF character, except reimagined as a younger girl" are we gonna get?

🤞 that SF6 Year 2 rectifies this weird omission
Seriously, wtf—not a single character 'from' SF3 in 6.

Well, which movie does he habitually watch? Is it Dune 2, or any other movie? Did he ever decide?!

Flashback to one time where I was at a Street Fighter 4 tournament—while we were setting up, some dude was parked on one of the TVs playing 2P Tetris Attack against people who had clearly never touched the game in their lives, and he was talking mad shit while he demolished them. Super cringeworthy

Together at last!

An image of an "iconic" scene from Konami's 1992 arcade game X-Men, in which Magneto utters the nonsensical "X-MEN! WELCOME TO DIE!" The image is edited with santa hats added to all characters present, adding to the holiday festivities of the post's body of text.

X-MAS
WELCOME TO DIE

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