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Dick Vein Dyke

@dickveindyke.bsky.social

Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.

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Thanks, pup!!!

15.11.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOOD!

15.11.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just that asshole who sent a big email at 3:30pm on Friday and I feel TERRIBLE about it. ๐Ÿซฃ

14.11.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re not nice to yourself Iโ€™ll cry ๐Ÿฅฒ

14.11.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.

12.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My butt went to Colorado too, btw. #humpday

12.11.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should I watch Capote or M3GAN 2.0 on this flight?

11.11.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The flags at the Manor House are flying half staff for Dick Cheneyโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

11.11.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realized halfway through Sweet Caroline that every single human being at this wedding is white. Help???

11.11.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Something about hotel lightingโ€ฆ

10.11.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Need to st@b someone with the โ€œKiss Me Iโ€™m Italianโ€ knife ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

10.11.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surprise! Iโ€™m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!

10.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Something about hotel lightingโ€ฆ

10.11.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t wait to see it by daylight!!!

10.11.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Landed in Denver for a wedding and couldnโ€™t find our Uber because his vanโ€™s front has a colorful vanity plate instead of displaying numbers. I soon realized the whole car is covered in Lilo & Stitch stickers. Heโ€™s singing along badly to music videos in Spanish heโ€™s watching on YouTube. Help? ๐Ÿ’–

10.11.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Session 2 of @liamdonnellyart.bsky.socialโ€™s DnD campaign

09.11.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Inside of me are two wolvesโ€ฆ

09.11.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone I know posted a long-winded and earnest Instagram carousel about his boyfriend anniversary, and while describing their tentative first steps together wrote โ€œWe didnโ€™t want to jink it.โ€
I havenโ€™t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
๐Ÿ’• Donโ€™t. Jink. It. ๐Ÿ’•

07.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh Iโ€™m sure

06.11.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s my specialty โœจ

06.11.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, do you wanna come over and exist in an excruciating purgatory of our own design?

06.11.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

06.11.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Work so stressful this week I forgot it was #humpday

05.11.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health ๐Ÿ’•

04.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear ๐Ÿ–ค

03.11.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Naked! In The Poconos

02.11.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N

02.11.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RUNNING

31.10.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, I know this fable. Iโ€™ll be brave and say it: the emperor wears no clothes !!!

31.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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