Naomi Roux

A fluffy grey cat with green eyes and a rainbow reflection on his nose, sitting on a table

Times are hard, here is Finnegan with a rainbow on his nose

But is there a reason we went with "skeet" instead of the clearly superior "bloop"

Cat looks 100% unrepentant

Are we still doing #HistoricalHotties over here? This is my grandpa.

Do you know how dark Twitter has to be for *STEPHEN KING* to say it’s too dark

But Jess what if we're too old now to learn a whole new social media and not just be spoonfed the algorithmic toxic sludge 😭😭😭

Soooo I guess we're all here now? 👋

The gnomes don't like to talk about Jeff the Christmas Gnome 👀

Stick out your gyat for the rizzler and pay your fanum tax, Tash

Yes but I think it's more like "a bit of a creep" than outright psychopathic... I did glaze over some of the more complex explanations though.

Also, there's a song called "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler" which, I'm sorry, I don't know what. I lost the thread at that point.

My 10-year-old nephew's been getting his geriatric elder-millenial auntie up to speed on Gen Alpha slang. "Rizz" is good, but "sussy rizz" is bad. "Skibidi" is bad... I think? When your dad steals food off your plate it's called "Fanum Tax". But can "diss" *really* still be a thing? Surely not?!

That sounds reasonable

My wife informs me that having a cough for ten weeks straight is apparently "not normal" and I should "go to the doctor" 🤔 seems fake but ok

Welp, here we are, screaming into the void in a whole new app