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UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed “Quick! Everyone get whatever surgery you need while they’re distracted!” -Sophie Rudin, Espionage Trainee -The Onion

UnitedHealthcare CEO Killed

Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what police described as a “brazen” targeted attack by a gunman lying in wait for him. What do you think?
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[gynecologist* joke]

Me: “Doctor, can I get an STD in a public restroom?” Gynecologist*: “Sure, but there are much more comfortable places.”

*For people in Red States, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs in Blue States.

30.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 1721    🔁 283    💬 61    📌 13

Some ear scritches for such a good boy

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