Suzie

Neil Armstrong in an orange cap with sunglasses and a cigar

Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Why does the government want to keep me from opening my blood brain barrier? If anything my brain needs *more* blood.

Andrew Bailey, in line to replace Patel, is a white nationalist firebrand whose name you might recognize as in '23 as Missouri AG, he tried to unilaterally ban trans health care for adults & children, sought kids' private medical records, and tried to get local police to physically enforce his law.

A photo of the laserdisc cover for Disney's The Santa Clause, featuring Tim Allen in a red onsie. There's a blue box around his "breasts", and a green box around the hand on holding the laserdisc

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

black and white pic of david lynch in sunglasses doing his vlog, saying "what a great time to be alive, if you love the theater of the absurd"

yeah

From the new HBO documentary Thoughts & Prayers that looks into the impact of the $3 billion active shooter preparedness industry on schools and communities.

If you're not American/don't live in the US, I'm asking you to please not comment.

YouTube video by Ketnipz Can Bean handle it? 👀

Mood

NM y'all. She's fine.

I have a confession: I'm not a good person. I have done the most awful, horrendous thing, and I can't stay quiet any longer. I feel horrible, I don't know what I was thinking. I...oh god, this is hard to admit, but I've trimmed my cat's claws. She is traumatized for life. IDK how she'll move on.

How to look after your cats

Teen Titans Go! Is funny AF and I'm happy it exists. I say this as I'm rewatching Teen Titans and remembering how much silliness was in the original series.

I really need my phone service on and to handle these two bills so I can start rent which btw is due in 6 days 😅😅😅😅😅😅 please boost!

YouTube video by Frankie Fey The Sears Furry Incident of 2010 | Bad Art History

How could I have been chronically online at the time that this happened and not known about it?

No, I am not going to shut up about this.
It's possible to get your bag without overstepping consent boundaries & I'm tired of having my moderation filters on only to be blasted with blood, gore, piss, puke, scat, etc when I am not ready/expecting it bc someone doesn't tag their media appropriately.

The pen may be mightier than the sword but the penguin is not mightier than the swordfish.

I frequently quote The Voyage Home.

Cranberries are a good start, but all of our holiday food should be grown in bogs. We need more festive mosses and lichens in our diet.

you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers

I love you

What if we spliced the genes of Jack Black and Jack White together? Would they become Jack Grey?

I don't think kid me ever appreciated how pretty Karen Allen is.

"Hey Tone, there's a little man on the windshield here." From Fern Gully is still one of my favorite movie lines.

I hope everyone gets the same energy they give to retail employees for the next 6 weeks

a man in a blue jacket is saying i can 't see through my eyelids Alt: Animated gif of French Stewart in a plaid shirt and a blue jacket with a sherpa collar. He has his eyes closed. The caption reads "I can't see through my eyelids"

He was Lt. Ferretti (the character was played by Brent Stait in SG1) will always be Harry Solomon in 3rd Rock From The Sun to me

Why am I always surprised to see French Stewart in Stargate?

Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.

Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old

YouTube video by sealbatross the crooked, the cradle | red dead redemption 2

A beautifully animated FMV with a Charthur HEA (which is how the game ends and you can't convince me otherwise)