Suzie

Mac & cheese doesn’t cure depression but it sure slows it down with carbs

Hey, remember that time someone shared a link to an album they made of stolen nudes and lewds harvested from (mostly trans) Bluesky accounts? And Aaron gave them a THREE DAY suspension and that was all?

Remember?

Because I do.

Every time I'm forced to listen to Taylor Swift's Love Song at work, I get more pedantic about Romeo And Juliet.

pic of Ed Gein with the words: back in my day, we made our own halloween costumes

😏

Punishing Poverty Isn't Good Policy: Why "Housing First" is the only solution to Homelessness Homelessness is a choice... that the wealthy make for you.

“Let’s stop pretending homelessness is some moral failure. People aren’t poor because they’re lazy; they’re poor because rent’s insane, wages suck, and billionaires hoard the money that could actually fix this mess.“

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

NGL, it kind of shocked me that people are surprised that candy corn is called candy corn because it looks like corn.

This is Bella, she is a pittie mix who is 3 years old. She is mostly gray with white streaks going down her face, chest, and belly. All donations go towards keeping her fed and my car paid for so I can make money for them as well

This is Chungus, his is my chunk Australian Shepherd/Retriever Mix who is around 7 years old. Hes black with a white stripe going down his chest. All donations go towards keeping him fed and my car paid for so I can make money for them as well.

$790/1400 URGENT! I dont wanna lose my car, without it I cant care for my Mom, 2 dogs Bella/Chungus. Every post brings me closer, thank you all so much!! Please help/share❤️‍🩹 #gfm #black #disabled #mutualaid #BIPOCMA #emergency #blacksky #paypal #cashapp #help
Cashapp: $BookofEli2018
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Something i didn't think about. Also, who are these "insiders"? Jesus,you can't trust anyone to keep your secrets.

I apologize, I didn't even think of that.

if you announce that you're breaking up with Nicole Kidman because she wanted too much sex you need to do it at a press conference where you're in a full body cast. just a little slit in the head area where a pair of wild, haunted eyes are staring out

Gertie the dinosaur fuckin yeeeets this woolly mammoth in an early animation from the 1910s

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

I would watch this in thirty-minute increments for two straight days

Abolish this terrible technology.

Oh Klahoma byJack Stauber Werewolf Bar Mitzvah by Jeff Richmond, Tracy Morgan Man with the Hex by The Atomic Fireballs Goolie Get-Together byThe Toadies Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo Theme) byOhio Express ADDAMS FAMILY Main Theme: The Addams Fami... ByVic Mizzy and His Orchestra and Chor... Time Warp by Little Nell, Patricia Quinn, Richard O'... Zombie Me by No More Kings Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer

Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell I Put a Spell On You - by Screamin' Jay Hawkins Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett, The Crypt-Kick... Ghostbusters by Ray Parker, Jr. Goo Goo Muck by The Cramps Psycho Killer by Talking Heads Superstition by Stevie Wonder Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon Waking The Witch by Kate Bush

Halloween by Siouxsie And The Banshees Evil Woman by Electric Light Orchestra Dragula by Rob Zombie (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus Season of the Witch by Donovan Splatter Splatter by Moxy Fruvous Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton Calling All the Monsters by China Anne McClain Spooky, Scary Skeletons - Undead Tombstone Remix by Andrew Gold

My Halloween playlist, but I'm open to more suggestions

I don’t wanna yuck anyone else’s yum when it comes to special interests, but if your ‘special interest’ is basically just an unreciprocated parasocial relationship with a millionaire/ billionaire celebrity and you feel like you gotta attack anyone critical of them? You should fuck right off tbh

Only a fool would pass up the chance to hire you.

quoth the raven: "metalcore"

If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it.

He is banned at appview* got clarification. BlackSky has its own relay, just not app view yet

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

Anyway I'm still doing free Know Your Rights trainings for anyone who wants them. If you're part of a protest group in Chicago or anywhere in Illinois and want a free know your rights training (or free legal support for your action), let me know! Sheryl@weikallaw.com.

CW for suicide

Compassion fatigue is when I’ve lost colleagues because carrying others’ pain got so bad that they couldn’t live with it anymore.

Compassion fatigue is NOT “looking at a homeless person makes me uncomfortable so let’s put them in jail.”

Watching STARMAN (1984) maybe for the first time? But for sure first time realizing it is basically E.T. if you were hoping for Elliott and E.T. to have sex

Bluesky feed is like

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cute kitty!
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[adult content]
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People who have never read a single scifi anything: what if robot and ai uprisings are an allegory for domestic slave and worker uprisings

*hundreds of dead scifi authors rolling hard enough in their graves to power all of humanity*

Whoa!!