Ian everets

two nights ago i had a dream that i wordlessly walked up to my ex, flipped her off with both hands, then walked away. having trouble interpreting this one; may need to hire a witch

nicky, the solution is simple- just get the friggin money out of politics! we just do that and we're golden

some would say noise is a type of sounds. but those people are idiots

i did

it's wild to me that her name is never spoken in the entire game

Nicky Flowers' Icky Powers

lucky u got good radio out there. we have 1 good station here that plays classical in the day and jazz at night, which is so sad to me. in the morning they play horrible jaunty march music which i cant stand. but i cant stand to switch the station

this is huge. VGC is gonna blow up

us on monday

stand up comedy and poetry readings are the same thing

bc it's really good! i listened to most of it half-asleep on a bus from ny to philly at 2am and it was a memorable, dreamy experience

im being oppressed at work bc if i chewed on this muffin wrapper they'd all yell at me and i'd have to resign in shame

ive found that the cure to this is dancing

i got a watercolor set recently and it changed my life

she's 10000% a genius. one of the most consistent artists too, she doesnt really miss

yessirrrrr

u know im always here for a tmbg cover. this is lovely

by god, you've done it again...

it's sort of a five year plan type strategy where instead of making concrete goals and ways to achieve them i'm just going to therapy, journaling, and crying every night

has anyone else's heart and brain started refusing to accept a lack of change? it's becoming exhausting. but the good news is, 5 years from now i will be God (able to enjoy chores and being alone with myself)

Got no Xmas presents so I got myself a looping station 😍 I hope this isn’t just a new hyperfixation that I’m gonna get over in a month 🤩

Shen Yun would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

I look different tho

Break 1000 legs

Merry Christmas Eve everyone, my job is being bought by a private equity firm!

Forgive her, she’s an alien

May I recommend 12 pups of Christmas? Hot frosty is also alright

Say “have a good Cone Week, Onyx.” This is his Cone Week. In which he has Cone

Hell yeahhhh

I swam to the smoldering wreckage of your own destruction and nobody knew you