The King is RIPPING AND TEARING!

I swear to god, if Walmart cancels my fucking #NintendoSwitch2 preorder, I’m going to cum.

We Clappin' Some Cheeks Today Gang! YouTube video by Rich Tomorrow

We Clappin' Some Cheeks Today Gang! www.youtube.com/live/SKHg4Gf... via @YouTube @NotKingSlye

Soon...(Soft Spoken This Time...No Whispering) Subscribe for Tech ASMR Manliness: www.youtube.com/@Tech25ASMR

At this rate? You motherfuckers will never get me the How To Train Your Dragon meal - a bunch of ungrateful scumbags! Eat it! (happily married man, might I add)

YouTube video by Rich Tomorrow Walmart Is Looking For Any Excuse To Cancel #NintendoSwitch2 Pre-Orders

Walmart Is Looking For Any Excuse To Cancel #NintendoSwitch2 Pre-Orders youtu.be/uz-DQsb1RsI?... via @YouTube #NintendoSwitch2

Another day wasted streaming Expedition 33 to little to no support. Why do you greedy scum never support me? Anyhow, more American Truck Simulator tonight! DONATE! 🚛🚛🚛

I don’t really get Memorial Day - my job is just as hard if not harder than fighting a war; I’m fighting the detractors at the same time as fighting to make great RAW, UNFILTERED content for you to enjoy! Where’s my holiday?

On Tuesday there is NO PODCAST! Instead, just like with Doom last week, we are going to start gameplay of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 EARLY to get FOUR HOURS of progress, so don't be late and please support the game! Then it's American Truck Simulator on the late shift!

PSA - Per my HOA notice, please keep all Hulk Hogan themed dildos, sex toys, and collectibles to a max of 15 inches; thank you! (Rule applies to you too, @richtomorrow81.bsky.social !)

I swear I’ve heard every media outlet post that Yaxel has made 3+ decisions by now. Gun to my head I have no clue if he’s at UAB, Michigan, the draft, or where.

To clarify - I NEVER gave Lechero permission to depict me as a child, nor my wife Kat, nor my family! Cease and desist immediately!

We’re finally past that stupid, fake holiday “Memorial Day”; and ready for a week of RAW, UNEDITED, UNFILTERED gameplay!

Detractor!

Killer Coomstar Is Glazing (Again) #keemstar YouTube video by Rich Tomorrow

Killer Coomstar Is Glazing (Again) #keemstar www.youtube.com/live/7R23rWz... via @YouTube

Why so much anger about the idea of me reviewing men’s cologne! Gotta smell good to look this good, folks!

Of course Rich stole my idea to come over to BlueSky - what’s next, jerking off on stream to thousands of people?

I don’t get the big deal about Memorial Day - I’ve sacrificed so much to build the LONGEST, most SUCCESSFUL YouTube gaming career, with RAW, unedited gameplay and never selling out! What did all these veterans do that deserves so much?

Happy Memorial Day! Today always reminds me of the times that I’ve lost save files - ack ack!

I’m here!

This is the one and only REAL Bluesky account of DarkSydePhil! I jerked off on May 1st, 2016 while publicly streaming to thousands of people, including children! Ack Ack Ack! 😃

Listen, I’m on Blue Sky. Send hydration elements.