the Old Maiden 🌛🌝🌜

GoDaddy's website hosting is *horrible* omg

A black cat snuggled into a gray blanket in a dimly lit living room with a black panther drinking water on TV. The cat is attentively watching TV.

I'm late but t's still Caturday 😻🖤

If you have cleaved heavily onto either side politically of medical discourse, empirical DNA evidence is going to shatter both, sorry 👀

I know a lot of people are uncomfortable with it because it turns a lot of the standard practices we are used to upside down... but please get ready for DNA based healthcare

And get ready to be angry about a lot of lies told by "trusted" entities to sell medications

Guilty 🥲

Quick reminder to cut off haters, gossips, and liars early and often 😘🖤

Mushroom etouffee served over rice with a topping of green onions and a lemon wedge beside a thin strip of broiled steak on a ceramic plate

Interesting 🤔 I identify mainly as 3 I suppose

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A wooden cutting board with a variety of mushrooms including large shiitake, oyster, a large matsuake stem and coral tooth mushrooms

A large stainless pot of bubbly roux

The stainless pot from the roux picture, now filled with mushrooms cooked tender with chopped vegetables in a red brown sauce

Mixed mushroom etouffee 🍄🦪🍤🍛

Tbh I could live completely without pro sports but my husband loves it so Sunday is game day and I make him snacks because he literally works like a mule and asks so little of the universe and has a golden heart on which I enjoy bestowing nachos and soup

Some people are most comfortable in company that allows them to maintain the delusion that everyone is a liar, a cheater, a thief and a perv/predator

Because it's easier for them than the truth that extreme poverty of character is very real and it's a choice

💸💛

If I wanted to chase it I would 100% qualify for SARE or climate farmer grants but luckily for you all my executive functioning is maxed with just the mushroom stuff so we get to find out if a small ag business can be built on citizen science with no government or university support 🤪

3 small teacups in a row. the one on the left looks to be hand painted by someone and is bright yellow on the outside and light pink on the inside. there are purple dots around the rim alternating with a pink, green, & purple line that goes from the rim to the foot of the cup. the middle is off white with a simple blue and green floral pattern around the rim. the one on the left is all light yellow and looks to be a small cappuccino or espresso cup

my hands holding the hand painted yellow cup. inside is filled with moss of different shades of green. on the top are 3 stained glass pieces: 1 of a mushroom with a pink cap & white stem, another is a snail with a purple conical shell, and the last is a small little green plant sprout. all of the stained glass is finished in black patina

my hands holding the cup with the blue and green floral pattern. inside is filled with moss of different shades of green. on the top are 2 stained glass pieces: 1 is a mushroom with a purple cap & cream colored stem, the other is a little snail with a green shell. all of the stained glass is finished in black patina

my hands holding the small, light yellow cup. inside is filled with moss of different shades of green. on the top are 2 stained glass pieces: 1 is a cluster of 2 mushrooms that have red caps & white stems. the other is a little snail with a conical orange shell. all of the stained glass is finished in black patina

now that’s what i call ✨upcycling!✨

stained glass & moss gardens inside thrifted teacups🍄‍🟫☕️🌱🐌

An assortment of dead flowering plants sorted by variety with a basket and a vase with an example dead bouquet wrapped in a sheet of silver tissue laid out on a wooden bench in a room with many other green dried plants hanging against the wall

🎃🖤 Happy Halloween 🖤🎃

Just making up some
🥀 dead bouquets 🥀
of native wildflowers for trick or treaters tonight so they can start pollinator meadows all over the neighborhood 🧙‍♀️💫

This means I am self-banned from the Internet altogether I guess? 😵‍💫

If I see another post that goes: (Whichever AI) says (wrong answer) but I was pretty sure (basic common sense), what do you guys think???

...I'm going to go so far off the deep end there will be a new syndrome named after me in mental health diagnostic manuals worldwide #AI

Literal blueprints for a new Earth

That you can download 📩

And pay cash lol

I don't usually even bring them home anymore unless they're *just* at this stage 😋

A delicate round basket containing 5 perfect matsuake mushrooms which are still covered with sand

Iykyk 🤌😘🍄

Yes using clones from a wild oyster I found across the street

An oyster mushroom log with a huge flush of beautiful mushrooms in a forest on top of deciduous leaves with a white heart shaped wicker basket

Two perfect oyster mushroom logs ready to harvest under a small evergreen tree in forest leaf litter

They're doing their thing with the tiniest bit of rain 🍄🌧️🦪🤩

a small stained glass piece depicting the iconic lochness monster photo but in color. nessie is made of green cathedral glass and the water alternates between turquoise and light blue cathedral glass. the piece is finished in black patina and hangs from a metal chain. you can seen a light refraction from the blue glass on the all in the background

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Nobody taking you seriously until the United States Patent Office does: Priceless 💛

A photo of shiitake logs aligned vertically against a wooden shed exterior wall, totally loaded with small brown mushrooms

🍄🍄🍄

The full moon rising over mountains and conifer trees. The sky is still peachy pink from the sunset.

The amazing full Harvest Super #Moon 🌝✨

Can I be your coffee cup

Pressed to your lips every morning a dozen times before sunrise

Can I be your t-shirt

A layer of soft that fits so well you forget I'm separate sometimes

Yes 🍋

2 pans of enchiladas in an oven. One with green sauce and sprinkled feta on the left and one with red sauce and shredded cheese and scallions on the right

Leftover filling from green (COTW) and red (black bean) enchilada night