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Jesse Carver

@destil.bsky.social

Code monkey, mover of colorful wooden cubes, taker of poorly lit photos. He / him. #BlackLivesMatter #TransRights

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Devotion did run this maybe? Look I'm not a comstructed player...

17.01.2026 07:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I was there: the 39 swamp legend was real **and** better than your entire deck.

17.01.2026 07:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The PT boost is just power creep the base effect, which blue, white and green can all get.

09.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

31.12.2025 14:40 — 👍 2924    🔁 1139    💬 27    📌 56

He got an early access ticket to showings before the release and mad a few small changes after moat of it had been written.

27.12.2025 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara (2013) by Capcom: dynamic illustration featuring a group of fantasy adventurers against a fiery orange and red background; a blonde female elf in green tunic and cloak stands prominently in the foreground holding a dagger, accompanied by a hooded female magic user in red, a stern dark-skinned warrior with horned helmet and staff, a bearded dwarf warrior, and ghostly ethereal figures including a roaring barbarian and armored knight in the background.

Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara (2013) by Capcom: dynamic illustration featuring a group of fantasy adventurers against a fiery orange and red background; a blonde female elf in green tunic and cloak stands prominently in the foreground holding a dagger, accompanied by a hooded female magic user in red, a stern dark-skinned warrior with horned helmet and staff, a bearded dwarf warrior, and ghostly ethereal figures including a roaring barbarian and armored knight in the background.

Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara (2013) by Capcom. Japanese PlayStation 3 box art based on character designs by Kinu Nishimura, who is known for Street Fighter, Capcom vs. SNK, and various other classic titles.

24.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 84    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 4

Them kids are allright.

25.12.2025 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?

02.12.2025 19:57 — 👍 1699    🔁 432    💬 2    📌 8

An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.

02.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 4953    🔁 1752    💬 12    📌 66

Buses have been free in Tucson for years now. City check: still standing.

25.11.2025 13:11 — 👍 598    🔁 127    💬 12    📌 4
The card Kill some nazis
Favor text: Because ANY game is better when you can kill some nazis.

The card Kill some nazis Favor text: Because ANY game is better when you can kill some nazis.

The single best piece of art ever. Made by @muskratjohn.bsky.social

24.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 509    🔁 149    💬 0    📌 4

Mission failed successfully.

24.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What can 8 ounces of acid do for you?
* Two 4 oz. vials of acid cost 50 gp (minus 2 gp for the vials).
* They take one week and 24 gold pieces of material to craft.
* Each can be splashed 5ft or thrown 20ft as an improvised ranged weapon attack for 2d6 acid damage.

-pinned in discord

22.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A ceiling, actually, but we were in 0G so it worked out.

Also I bought every flask for the acid. Every time I was out I explicitly said "I go to the glassblower and buy 10 more flasks" and paid out of pocket.

19.11.2025 07:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Rome (HBO) - Gladiator Scene of Pullo (Part 2)
YouTube video by BayA Rome (HBO) - Gladiator Scene of Pullo (Part 2)

As I mention every time it comes up this gets what I want cinematically from near death rules, which is Pullo here: youtu.be/hu1XBpTUU1c?...

14.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think at least three of these aren't house rules anymore and I can't remember the last time the flight rules came up.

14.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone get a drill...

08.11.2025 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

look, I've been saying this would be a simple change for like 10 years...
i may have been wrong, lol.

(Silver border half mana to the rescue?)

08.11.2025 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Per the Rhys example this is BUG as a commander but UB or BG in the 99.

08.11.2025 15:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Amazing how for big draft-able UB sets like this and FF it feels like wizards is learning how to make bonus sheets as they go...

07.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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GitHub - Taeveril/FFL2-Randomizer: A Final Fantasy Legend 2 Randomizer A Final Fantasy Legend 2 Randomizer. Contribute to Taeveril/FFL2-Randomizer development by creating an account on GitHub.

8.3 of Final Fantasy Legend 2 Randomizer... doesn't bring any real public facing changes, but underneath the hood the game is prepped and ready for world randomization in the next update.

Teleporting during the race results in dismount from assembly rather than script.

github.com/Taeveril/FFL...

05.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Norman Rockwell's famous painting "Guy Standing Up in Town Hall"

Norman Rockwell's famous painting "Guy Standing Up in Town Hall"

I don't think we should depend on the afterlife to punish those currently in power

16.04.2025 15:58 — 👍 1252    🔁 273    💬 12    📌 7

This isn't some new problem...
-some you know because 4e literally destroyed the D&D communities I was in at the time

05.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's been a decade and I have yet to pull out the "12l. One day.

31.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bracket 3: "turn 6"
Green players: right, so just, like 12 or 15 mana?

22.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@mtgarena.com What do we have to do for chess clocks in Bo1?

An opponent taking for an hour in what should be the faster game mode is absurd.

14.10.2025 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've always mained Donny and I don't intend to stop now.

10.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't argue.

Wait, no, arguing about Final Fantasy is all I've been using the internet for for 28 years.

... can't disagree.

08.10.2025 04:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IKO, at least in spiderman the good decks play spells (rather than cycle them) and it doesn't have its 10 coolest cards nerfed because they broke non-limited formats.

07.10.2025 06:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If a few of the bad fight spells were bites, red were a bit stronger and white a bit weaker it would be a really fun set, there's actually a ton of fixing, you could do cool things.

Instead the fixing just lets whoever opens a 3 color legend run the table.

07.10.2025 06:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0