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New chick thinks she’s slick saying “have been flirty friends for a long time” as opposed to “used to be flirty friends”. Love how Craig IMMEDIATELY dreaded that messy shit and burst the 😱 bubble by including Paige’s reaction. #SouthernCharm #Bravo

The bird story with Craig lurking in the corner? I wasn’t ready! 🤣🤣🤣 #SouthernCharm #Bravo

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I have missed Craig’s smile so damn much. #SouthernCharm #Bravo

That BravoCon thing with Dorit and Kyle was a perfect joke to offset Kyle bumping Dorit’s drink. This is dumb AF. #RHOBH

I’m not a #RHOBH head. Only watch off and on. Has Kyle always played victim?

New Chick: She came here over charcuterie and drinks and spilled my business.

Ashley:

#RHOP #Bravo

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Wait wait wait. This new chick’s dude…who has ZERO desire (from his mouth verbatim) to sleep with her…just said every black man wants *checks notes* big balls? Girl. GIRL. #RHOP #Bravo

As every year goes on Karen is morphing into Dwight Eubanks and I am weirdly ok with this. #RHOP
#Bravo

So yall mad that Quad isn’t inviting her ex-husband’s ex wife to HER birthday celebrations? If it isn’t clear wtf is going on here…

#Married2Med #Married2Medicine

Eugene (with the good sense): Why does Quad having to be in a relationship mean that she’s happy and moved on?

Again. I wouldn’t have told y’all shit about my man my man my man either. Messy ass hoe friends and Dr. Ninja Turtle….SEETHE.

#Married2Med #Married2Medicine

Sooooo in one scene Toya’s dumb ass is talking about she missed Dr. G’s ninja turtle ass and then gagged because Miss Quad has a whole fine ass man. Yall wouldn’t know him either. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

Welp! Back to report that she still has the same nasty, irrational hatred of Quad that she had last season. It’s giving jealousy. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

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I am quietly loving Cecil as the Quad cheerleader. Mainly because it is grinding Simone’s gears. #Married2Medicine #Married2Med #Bravo

If we gon’ mention it!!! #PumpRules

Simone has become so unlikable. #MarriedToMedicine #MarriedToMed

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I thought about starting with the reunion and working my way back.

I enjoyed the first few episodes. I have some time coming up so maybe I’ll start there.

I was able to catch a couple of episodes early on. Glad to hear that it didn’t fall off!

The last month has been hectic and I have neglected ALL of my shows. Which should I binge first?

#RHOC 🍊
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOP 🌸
#RHONY 🍎

Maybe I should just scratch it all and move in sync with #RHOBH 💎. #decisionsdecisions #bravoaddict