@daveambrose.bsky.social
A real number turned pottery dad. A hero, a ‘villain, a semi-professional riff smelter, a lucky Dave.
Terrifying.
23.03.2025 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks (no thanks) for the earworm.
27.02.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s only a matter of time
14.02.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yup
14.02.2025 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This highly radioactive facepalmium is even more refined than the stuff created between 2017 and 2021 and will undoubtedly power our reactors for generations to come.
13.02.2025 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 07-year-old: “I spilled my milk at lunch time.”
Me: “Well, no use crying over a little spilt milk.”
7-year-old: “It was a lot.”
Me: < stifled snicker >
7-year-old: “No seriously, it was a lot.”
I will fly anywhere to see this happen.
12.02.2025 05:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I will go anywhere to see this happen.
12.02.2025 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*to
05.02.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Democrats
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The new album by the Davenports just dropped today and it’s making the world a better place:
www.thedavenports.me
I got into it with a MAGAt the other day who insisted that Trump was going to save sis women from being raped by sis men pretending to be trans. 🤦🏻♂️ Of all the things that never happened in the history of things that don’t ever happen that’s the most “it never happened” thing I’d ever heard. 🙄
30.01.2025 00:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.
Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
From one fun guy to another.
28.01.2025 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dude. I'm Pissed.
youtube.com/shorts/zBYoY...
I don’t care if you’re a relative, a fantasy novelist, or an elected official, transphobia is manufactured outrage and transphobe are trash.
None of America’s problems are cause by trans people. None.
But a LOT are caused by bigots.
It’s good to be back here - I’ve been missing the color green.
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“My favorite part of meatloaf is the meat… And also the loaf!”
- M (age 7)
Opium
15.01.2025 06:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0<whistles>
15.01.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
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It's not "mis"information. It's PROPAGANDA.
You are the target, down range, of information weapons in an information war.
Elon Musk is shooting them at you and he's not your friend.
jabberwocking.com/elon-musk-is...
Fantastic book! (though really, what has he done that ISN’T fantastic??)
04.01.2025 03:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Portland peeps! I will be in your fair city for a few days in late January. Anyone got an AirB&B or a spare space to crash? DM me!
02.01.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Boulder!
30.12.2024 21:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Since pop culture is always recycling itself, I feel like it’s time for the greeting “Nanu Nanu” to make an unironic comeback. Who’s with me?
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