Damien Lane

Marco Rubio is a moron.
One of many in that camp.
But he is a particular cretin.
History is his nemesis.

One day, it begins,
The thing that's never been
There before.
Goes away every now and then.
But the constant reminder that
The end is hovering
Is your only friend now.

The reign of the stupid begins in farce and bungles along in farce, but remember it always ends in farce. Keep the faith

I can't take it anymore.
God has made it the thing.
And, I'm hooked to his
Death march.
That pain I thought
Was a dandy...
Is the thing that
Has me.
Adieu, slowly.

Boom. Bang on.

Il nous faut un match,
Un clin d'œil
Un respire
Une fin.
Et moi,
J'en peux plus.

Trump's morons are arresting judges now.
How long before they start hanging them in Louisiana?

Dumb blonde. Sorry, intelligent blondes.

Fuck Putin's Russia. Long live Russia free

His ass is sewn up. All the shit stays inside him, like a giant volcano of shit without a way to get out. Only one who can tickle the shit out of him is his sewn-up ass buddy Trump, whose own ass is sauldered shut. And on it goes, unable to shit and they die from their own poison.

Ça va se disparaître
d'un clin d'œil.
Comme s'il n'existait pas.
Un souffle sans souci
Ce jeu de lèvres
De diable.
Un dieu en marbre
L'ami faux.
Toute une vie
Oubliée dès
Qu'il le dis.

Marine Le Pen, une mochetée politique, une raciste aveugle, épurée finalement de la vie politique. Écrasée par ses hypocrisies.

Tulsi Gobshite

Ireland, where nothing ever happens. (Sorry, David Byrne)
My bit in the paper tomorrow.
👇

Boom. Exactly. Massive turnout and a massive rejection of the Nazis. German democracy is stronger than ever.

AfD?
Stick it up your b******s, Musk.

People who order mild curries are psychopaths.

Neutrality today is like an ashtray on a motorbike.

Has any state project EVER begun on time?

Elon Musk has the intellect of an 8-year-old boy

Trump's bow to Putin is a shrivelling, shameless, treachery.
My bit in tomorrow's paper. 👇

I've missed you @dkfm.bsky.social .
It's all my fault.
This roll it up the mountain, chase it back down, has squeezed what's pure..
And dulled the dream.
But, by god, are you pure tonight, ecstatic pure.
A let's-go-again man.
A magician like a thousand gold stars in a sane universe.
That's you.

Which is just what Putin says

I agree, but NATO should be rightly worried about Russia's plans for Europe. And with Trump now in office, that worry is amplified.

His call is exactly that of Putin.

Is he doing Russia's bidding now?

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The Vichyist, who embodied a France that is far from dead

What a despicable human being. May he end up like all Putin lickspittles, eventually, behind bars.

Flu had me on my arse for the last week. Christ, is it debilitating. Only my second experience with it.
Like shaking hands with the devil.