Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom

Had you got tartan grandad slippers on too? If not, I think you should buy some.

When you discover you dress like a budget hotel hallway.

Not a pizzeria?

top #cheese action

If you hold the door open for a woman, you are removing her right to compete with you to get through the door first, and controlling her use of the door. That's why you go through first and pass it back to her.

I was speculating on this to my friend last time she was here. We didn't know either. We've each lived with a total of three cats in our time and none of them were saying.

Forced to use AI at work, hate it. Usage is monitored so I can't avoid it. I've set up mine to play a Sim City clone. It burns through tokens, making crap cities that quickly go bankrupt. Just been told that I'm getting a bonus for being a top user.

I used to be a mature male foot model from which i made a good living, until i caught a particularly stubborn fungal nail infection. Now a can only make a small amount through an only fans page appealing to a rather niche group of people.

A canal in Venice with a boat coming towards us. We are standing on a bridge, overlooking it.

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You know it's summer when she emerges?

Black cat curled up tight and sound asleep on a folded duvet.

The #catpest, who is not allowed on the bed, is . . .

Guess where?

It's interesting, I see loads of ads between eps of Midsomer Murders and they are mostly for Viking Holidays, with whom I once went on a cruise and whom I wouldn't touch with a bargepole, so that's a waste of their money so far as I am concerned.

I like shopping but I am not interested in the sort of in-your-face brands that shopping there is about. Give me Liberty's, Aspinal and Santa Maria Novella any day over Tiffany, Hugo Boss and D&G. Can lie and sunbathe for free in my backk garden!

Honestly, I would turn down a holiday there even if someone else were paying.

"What, like some kind of Women's Institute Mafia?"

#MidsomerMurders

#OverOnMumsnet there's a thread full of people on holiday in Dubai, worried about getting home.

Oddly, they weren't worried enough about human rights abuses there to choose somewhere else to go on holiday.

Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?

*howl*

I did not do spuds, I didn’t think I’d be able to manage them.

Enormous Yorkshire pudding with beef and vegetables in it.

#GoodLunch #SundayLunch

YOU MEAN NEEPS AN’ TATTIES!

The next one’s out this month?

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I tried haggis once and had to take the next day off sick from work, it made me so ill.

If it's put in front of me, I can eat a tiny mouthful, but I'm definitely not a fan. I don't like the texture.

"Little Miss Ray of Fucking Sunshine by Roger-me-senseless Hargreaves". Hand stitched to perfection by Rupi P

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Godrevy

To say nothing of the grammar.

A broad leaf-strewn path in woodland.

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A canal in Venice with a boat coming towards us. We are standing on a bridge, overlooking it.

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