Secretary of HOA prez2040 - Bluesky Statics

Gotta feed the good app too

09.02.2025 13:58 — 👍 66 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Fellow astigmatism gurly???

24.12.2024 03:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And totally just tagged a thirst account…

11.12.2024 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Went to @chilis.bsky.social last night. Didn’t realize you could put so much 🧂in food. Woke up at 4 am like I’d spent the day wandering the desert

11.12.2024 16:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Go ahead. Critique my 🐫day form

11.12.2024 15:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Track your macros in an app. Find the meals you like and then repeat them through a cycle. And commit to only one meal a day out up to three times a week.

(This is how I’ve survived doing this for three years)

10.12.2024 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never back down

10.12.2024 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you saw our dishes and wall hangings, then you read that correctly

10.12.2024 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re canceled

10.12.2024 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Im sick of hearing about the drones in New Jersey

10.12.2024 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I found Erich. His full-time job is lax bro

10.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s be clear. Erich from New Jersey is unemployed. He makes ~$5-9k/year coaching lacrosse - I bet it’s a public school too. He only has health insurance because of the Affordable Care Act allows him to stay on his parents’ plan. Erich knows nothing about running a business.

10.12.2024 19:34 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Daniel Penny & Luigi Mangione: two 26-year-olds. one killed a homeless man, another is suspected of killing a healthcare CEO. the Right revels in unbridled glee about the former; the media & elites say nothing. the Left traffics silly gallows humor about the latter; nuclear pearl-clutching commences

10.12.2024 02:22 — 👍 68 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

✅ Italian
✅ Biomedical engineer
✅ Penn grad
✅ reads books
That’s my type

09.12.2024 20:16 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Never went to the #ErasTour, never even tried to buy tickets. Now I’ll retire a millionaire.

09.12.2024 18:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You, but wearing a cowboy hat. Add to the thread. 🤠

06.12.2024 20:53 — 👍 52 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta put them weights back on that rack bois

05.12.2024 16:45 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My career accomplishments of 2024:

04.12.2024 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All the gays posting their #2024wrapped and it’s the same 12 artists

04.12.2024 14:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My… submission…

03.12.2024 01:59 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just keep swimming

02.12.2024 00:40 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A sanitized summation… Cars are a problem. Bikes that don’t follow the rules are an even bigger problem. But road design and NYPD make it impossible to equitably enforce anything

02.12.2024 00:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t check the Vision Zero data maps

01.12.2024 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This isn’t a hot take. It’s a fact.

29.11.2024 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0