Hams

im thirsty for sleep in a way that i want to drink and be over with it in 10 seconds rather than 10 hours of simmering in unconsciousness

Twitter - banger tweet!
Threads - banger thread!
Bluesky - banger blue? banger sky? I hardly even know her

Im like a fish i need to acclimate to my new home first or else ill get stressed out and die

its like every january i always end up with a janky ass haircut that humbles me at the start of every year