Emperor Hyperion but the

happy birthday to my thing

In retrospect this coming out the same week as Ultrakill Fraud feels fucking unhinged

what did they Know.

I like Last of The Real Ones and Sunshine Riptide (sorta), but yeah it is. complete flop album.

In Zeztz they've advanced to a new level of scaring the hoes (its me (I'm the hoe))

...at least we seem to be getting Robo-Zero back?

I FUCKING CALLED ITTTTTTT

I KNEW THERE'D BE MORE LAYERS. I KNOW WHAT TAKAHASHI IS COOKING.

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An American senator teams up with a cyborg mercenary group to start a war in the Middle East, for the purposes of social darwinism.and turning orphaned youths into VR-trained cyborg soldiers.

Look I've warmed on Anthropic a bit since The Drama but also oh god this cannot end well

"there's nothing that unifies the American people more than a war in the Middle East" is such an absurd opinion that has been proven completely, utterly untrue.

Like it's been proven that doing this shit immediately tanks your approval numbers. Every step this admin takes is on a Morton's Fork jfc

Honeybaked Ham: the official ham sponsor of Woke 2

As someone who is only tangentially aware of Jacobin: the thought of a teen version is completely insane to me. This is "early-2000s pop magazine approaching bankruptcy" levels of desperate

The fact that Netflix actually agreed to let go of the deal is such a colossal red flag here, they are fully prepared for Paramount to inherit The Curse

the Justice League discovers Barry Allen had been low-key blackmailing the president (who I suppose would be Clinton?).to keep the us government from finding out any of the JL's secrets. Barry, being dead, has allowed this Pandora's Box to be opened because he told literally nobody on the team this.

Essentially: what if Zi-O Trinity but Fucked Up and Evil

ok but the fact that we have essentially no information about Dawn at all and a conspicuous amount of dead Riders, all in sequential CODE numbers, makes me think that this thing is gonna be less "new Lady minion who is evil" and more "wouldn't it be fucked up if we made a dude who was three dudes"

Ironically, this will likely be the least SCP-esque interpretation of the Backrooms if Kane mixes the lore he's been doing into it.

I need to make a gavan now damnn.

this is just what happens every Wednesday and/or Friday night on AEW

Statistically Krakoa but due to the ambient horniness levels, Claremont nudges ahead due to having the spirit if nothing else.,

Anthony Starr as Thawne is such a slam dunk piece of casting. Motherfucker can absolutely project a "IT WAS ME BARRY" psychotic smugness.

Is it going well

I remember that weird vampire(?) YA novel series she did during the boom in the mid-2010s.

don't worry he clones himself later so we can get the non-genocidal Beast back. does this help 👍

My crackpot theory for Zeztz is that the "real world" that Baku and the others live in when they're awake is actually another dream world/layer, with CODE in charge of keeping it intact

By releasing the nightmares and causing the world to collapse, Nox and the Lady seek to reach the actual reality.

I swear this was a plot point in one of those "Marvel year 100" one-shots from a few years back

The cast of the new Teen Titans book: consisting of Fairplay, Lian Harper, Flatline, two guys that I cannot discern, and Jason fucking Todd

Pulling giant "oh god what the fuck" comics discourse alarm

How are we feeling about New Titans (rip Jon Kent lmao)

Yeah, that tracks.

...what makes this X-Force more inglorious than the last one?

I think he's in a weird Shrodingers Box thingy, or running whatever the hell "X-Corp" was on Krakoa, or now he might(?) be Arkangel again?

I vaugely recall him being in the FTA X-Factor run. Maybe. Also that himbo amnesiac angle is such a good idea why'd they give it to Warren

Current Iceman is the one band member who cleaned up his act, got off drugs, and now has a happy life filled with purpose, but still goes touring with the old gang once in a while.

Meanwhile the rest of the O5 is either dealing byzantinian, squabbling drama or, in Beast's case, in federal prison.

We need to go back in time and prevent Tom Taylor from taking a job at the Big Two it's the only way to restore the timeline

To be fair, would the Heated Drama Between Men be as heated without said spicy action?