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EMBARRASSING.
I just told my old trainer at the gym that I liked his haircut. He didn’t answer me and I was very confused.
As I’m leaving Brad says, “hey did you see Tyler and his TWIN BROTHER?”
🤦‍♀️🫢😳

23.03.2024 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are two kinds of people: those who clear the microwave timer and those who don’t.
They marry each other.

27.02.2024 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My glo-up is taking entirely too long. I’m feeling like reverting to lounge pants, a là 2020.

27.02.2024 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Target’s apparel section is looking like Julia Stiles Saved The Last Dance and brought her Delia’s catalog.

13.02.2024 15:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0